LandShark Lager

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Bottle from the First Houston Tasting
Sorry to say I offered this putrid mess... Pours yellow like old man urine with an aroma of retarded skunk piss. Flavor is similar to what one would expect while chowing down on the corn used for Purina dog food. Pure water on the tongue, except you’ll get drunk drinking too much of this crap. Fins to the left, fins to the right, and if this was the only beer in sight I’d slit my throat.

Despite the low ratings here, the fact is it has taken off in test markets and will rollout nationwide next year. People have told Anheuser-Busch they’d driven 100 miles to get it! Coastal markets can’t keep enough of it in stock. So all the beer snobs better be ready to see it right next to Corona in EVERY beer store in the country.

Bottle. This beer pours a light golden in color with a big white head. I figured that you can’t expect much from a clear bottle and feared it tasting something like Corona. It is suprisingly drinkable. It is a smooth, slightly sweet american lager.

From a bottle poured clear golden color with a good amount of head. Flavor of a biiter lager similar to a corona.

First Official Houston Tasting. Kaggie97 threw this one in there, but I’m not sure I should thank him. Looks like piss. Smells like rotten corn. Tastes like watery corn. Way to go Jimmy.

12oz clear bottle. Corona look-alike only a bit more yellow in pour. Nothing special here, maybe a bit more tang than you would expect which is smooth and light

Clear golden product with thin white head. Taste is slightly sweet mildly grainy standard light lager. Merely refreshing.

crystal clear pale gold with medium sized white head. clean sweet grainy aroma. crisp, light palate. has a really corny, grain aftertaste. nothing wrong with it, but its not real exciting either.