LandShark Lager

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

A generic pale lager. Ambiguously sweet on the nose. Sweet lime-like taste. It tastes like AB is attempting to emulate the taste of a Corona with the lime squeezed into it. To their credit, that is, in fact, what Landshark tastes like. Drinkable, but unremarkable.

Smells like: Fermented creamed corn.

Looks Like: Hangover piss.

Tastes Like: Watered down creamed corn and formaldehyde.

Feels Like: It’s gonna try and exit my skull via a sledgehammer

Overall: Why?

UPDATED: MAR 31, 2009 Personally one of my favorite beers. Very refreshing, light taste. Thin texture. mildly bitter aftertaste, but leaves me wanting more. This is the kind of beer that I would drink with a meal.

Pale beer...vastly overpriced for the quality. Flavors not readily apparent; watery overall. Nothing very unique about it.

Pours a light golden yellow. Taste just like a Corona, but less skunky. A slice of lime would obviously pair well with this, but I am unfortunately out.

Just your average American macro disguised as a micro. It seemed to me like a mixture between Bud Light and Corona. It doesn’t have the skunkiness of Corona though. I wouldn’t recommend it but it could be a decent beer on a hot summer afternoon after working in the yard. It goes down pretty easily so you could enjoy several without thinking of it. Not going to go into a complex review. It is what it is. Considering it’s Jimmy Buffet’s signature brew from Anheuser-Busch, I didn’t expect much and I didn’t get much.

Tastes nearly identical to a Corona to me but just slightly heavier. Tastes stale and grainy. There has been so much advertising for this all of a sudden it kind of scared me. It is very watery. It is refreshing in the same way water is.

Pours a pale golden color with a white foamy head. Aroma is faint of yeast.. Taste is slightly carbonated, watery. Not much going on here.