LandShark Lager

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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Wow this stuff is pretty darn bland and uninspiring! Appearance very pale and flat looking. Corn aroma, slight malty taste. Very boring.

In the bottle. Pours a pale pale pale yellow with an impotent white head. Slight cooked vegetable aroma. Flavor is barely present, but manages to muster up a suggestion of cooked turnips and rice. Wow! but isn’t that name really cool? I wish I were cool like the people who drink this.

UPDATED: JUL 30, 2008 Pours golden w/ a decent head. Skunky aromas fill the goblet. Light to medium in weight. This brew is not unlike all the other American macros by design.

Lucent straw, no head, filmy medium-light body, high carbonation.

Aroma: corn.

Taste: sweet adjunts.

I’d like to find the marketing executive who pitched this shit and punch him in the face. Lets see "Why don’t we make some half assed macro swill, slap a few references to a shitty but for some reason beloved singer on it, and charge micro prices for it." Smells and tastes eerily similar to Bud. If I wanted to taste crap like this I would just buy a sixer of Bud for $5 instead of $10 for this.

Dead last. Empty and expensive. We had 8 people taste this load and I believe all agreed it sucked. Lager!? Yea I don’t think so.

Drank from bottle at a party. Clear straw color with white foam. Almost complete lack of aroma/taste. Except for the Jimmy Buffett marketing tie-in, it’s indistinguishable from any other low-grav AB light lager.

I thought that because this was a light lager it would be refreshing on a hot day. Oh, the contrary. First off, the color is pee-yellow with a foamy head. It’s fizzy and almost mettalic in taste.

Thanks to Immy for this treat. Pale yeller brew, large marshmellow fluff head, yep it’s still there. Smells like BMC with a bit more corn syrup. A bit soapy water taste and consistency. Light citrus after taste. Not sure if I can finish this, rather have a Natty Lite. Nope, not gonna be able to finish this but definitely gotta pull something heavy out of the cellarette to get this taste out of my mouth. It’s either that or like my ass to get the taste out but unfortunately I am not proficient with yoga.

Interesting name. Bottle. I couldn’t find the beer. It seemed that some large animal, possibly a camel, had emptied out the beer and pissed in the bottle, then carefully replaced the cap. Shame. It has a cute bottle and might be an interesting beer if I could ever find one with beer in it.