Cobra (1100) - - MAY 1, 2003
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Smells of burnt corn and even more burned rice. No malt aroma to speak of. Not much in the way of hops, either. Pretty much,
a bland, boring beer. Pours out the typical American standard yellow, pale and transparent also. Thin body, not much balance
in this beer. I've had better beers by far. Aromas of fruit in it for some reason, like rotten bananas, and maybe stale figs. Weird
for a macro swill. I won't be going out of my way to buy this beer again, that's for sure. Good thing I only bought one to try,
bac080 (398) - Bloomington, Illinois, USA - APR 30, 2003
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
It's so rare to see a beer for $2. It's even more rare to see a good beer for $2.
motelpogo (7173) - Plzen, CZECH REPUBLIC - APR 29, 2003
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
i think this had been sitting in the shop for a long time but i couldn't find a use by date. was quite nutty and surprisingly uncarbonated. no nasty chemicals, no bitterness
Vac (2445) - San Diego, California, USA - APR 5, 2003
2.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Pale golden body topped by a thick white head with little retention and good lace. Weak slightly sweet malty aroma with a sourness in the background. Sweet malty flavor with a very slight bitterness. Not as bad as I expected. Light bodied, smooth with a touch of dryness.
Panzuriel (1380) - Westerville, Ohio, USA - MAR 31, 2003
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Decent somewhat malty beer from Te-has. Yellow with a fair amount of active carbonation. Somewhat watery but clean and crisp.
DOdubble (92) - UVA, Virginia, USA - FEB 19, 2003
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
This tasted like any other cheap, watered down American beer, except a little worse. But at least it's not the worst thing to come out of Texas. That has to be our sorry-ass, dumbshit president. Screw him, and screw this beer.
Billyaustin (28) - Austin, Texas, USA - FEB 14, 2003
2.3 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 13/20
this beer is good for two reasons, and I admit I am a bit biased to it, for I am from TEXAS, It's super cheeeeap and tasted better than the Beast. GO TEXAS!!!!
Yankovitch333 (612) - Baltimore, Maryland, USA - FEB 11, 2003
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pale yellow with LOTS of carbonation. Thin fizzy head that disapates quickly. Sweet aroma. Flavor is mostly of sweet corn or something like that. Leaves an odd after taste in your mouth at first and a scraping feeling on the back of your throat. After a few sips that goes away and then you really can't taste anything. All you can feel is fizzy water in your mouth. Very bland, watery, and fizzy. Thank god I only bought a single. It's better than Coors Light, but there's very little flavor. I honestly think this is the most tasteles beer I've ever had.
beastdog75 (363) - Brick, New Jersey, USA - FEB 6, 2003
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Weird tasting beer. Has some qualities to it that are not unlike urine. Burnt corny/plasticy taste. Other than that, a little bland. When ice cold it could be tolerable.
ferox (84) - Newcastle, ENGLAND - JAN 29, 2003
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Yawn! Tried the tinned Philapino export version in Bali. Very fizzy, lack of flavour.