Ibrew2or3 (7478) - Tempe, Arizona, USA - SEP 27, 2012
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can pours clear thin gold with thin near white head. The mild aroma seems to be a mix of floral hops, lime, green apple and a sliver of chemical booze. The taste isnít all that bad really. I get lime and a bit of slightly moldy lemon mixing with some floral hops and grainy cereal like maltiness. It only gets modestly boozy and just slightly chemical like into the finish along with a little earthy, gravel like earthy funk and a touch of mold. Not too hateful. The ABV, if it is actually 8.2% is very well hidden.
DietPepsican (1527) - @ $13.99, Iowa, USA - DEC 19, 2012
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 11/20
24 ounces of pure malted liquor. hey soos. Moon juice. This is nutters. Seriously just grape drank overload. I like it, but more of a desert malt liquor. You guys every listen to Daughters? They were chaotic kind of metal laser guitar shit. Now they just sound like The Jesus Lizard sped up. I can deal.
saxo (14844) - HÝjbjerg, Aarhus, DENMARK - AUG 6, 2010
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. Medium head with medium duration. Color is pale golden. Aroma and taste are malt, flowers and citrus.
HenrikSoegaard (11492) - Randers, DENMARK - AUG 5, 2010
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can at American-can tasting Sdr. Borup. Frothy white fair mostly deminishing head. Dark yellow colour. Light malty and hoppy aroma. Light bitter not very pleasent flavor. Short finish. Watery palate. Not very good.
chrisv10 (12653) - DENMARK - AUG 5, 2010
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Clear yellow with small white head. Flavour is malt, sweet and a surprising little alcohol flavour.
Skyview (5310) - Papoose Jct, Minnesota, USA - JAN 19, 2008
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Sampled at Cellarís Wine & Spirits in St Paul, MN and shared by joebrew. Pours a light golden pale blonde brew with a decent white head that has some good retention and fast dissipating lacing. Aroma of corn adjunct and some Zep toilet bowl cleaner. With my nose curling up after the aroma do I really want to taste this? Oh well... Taste is medium bodied, flavors of white Wonder bread (without the crust) chemically infused texture with some citrus. Finish is metallic, semi-sweet with an aftertaste of anti-freeze/battery flavor. Man, I canít believe I killed off and wasted a few brain cells on this swill.
joebrew (608) - Farewell Minny; Hello Puyallup, Washington, USA - JAN 18, 2008
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Piss golden color, with a little smelly white head. Smells like cleaner and corn, and tasts like sweet like corn and crap. Not as bad as some, but definately bad.
RedEft (155) - Wichita, Kansas, USA - NOV 20, 2006
2.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
From a can Into a chilled mug: Pale gold with a frothy, egg-white head. And whatís this....lacing! I kid you not. Aroma of alcohol-soaked white bread and maybe just a touch of gasoline. Sweet and alcohol on the front and a weird, sweet-chemical aftertaste. I feel the warmth of the alcohol after 4 drinks. You can do far worse in the malt liquor dept. than this stuff.
KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - AUG 20, 2006
0.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Someone tell Kellogís that some done stole some of their corn flakes, ícause this beer reeks of íem as soon as the can is opened. Seriously. A lot descriptions by myself and others say something to this effect: "Smells like corn flakes..." but this beer is the real deal. Pours clear yellow with a head that would make Ron Jeremy insecure. Flavor is dulled sweet tarts and stale sugar. Iíll probably lose 25 IQ points by drinking this, and I donít think I have all that many to spare to begin with. Iím sorry this was ever made. Well, the beer buzz is kinda cool, but other than that... nothing.
JK (4970) - St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA - JUN 18, 2005
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This malt liquor is lacking in aroma with only some chemicals. Nearly flavorless; drink it cold to avoid any unpleasantness. Not the worst ever, and at least it packs a punch.