CanIHave4Beers (2880) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - AUG 15, 2012
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pours a golden color with a big tight head that fizzes out to basically nothing
The dominant aroma I can only describe as "robust corn" I think that’s one of the better corn characters a beer can display, along with that we’ve got some mild skunk, and some light breakfast cereal.
The flavor is really odd, pretty boozy, there is a good deal of sweet corn here, surprisingly there is a fairly defined bitterness as well.
The finish is notably rough.
I wanted to love this, but it’s just not cuttin’ the mustard.
b3shine (4215) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - AUG 3, 2012
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
24 oz can to pint. Here goes... Looks thin and light by malt liquor standards; lots of carbonation and white head that quickly dissipates. Smells cheap and doughy. Tastes doughy and slightly sweet; better than I expected. Average on the palate. Exceeded my expectations!
crossovert (6119) - Illinois, USA - JUL 4, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Shitty malt liquor. Not the cheapest out there but pretty close. The stuff bum dreams are made of.
NielsenRatings (8096) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAY 11, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Golden appearance with a white head. Boozy, corny, shit aroma. Fusel alcoholic, shitty, grassy, straw flavor. Yuck.
arminjewell (5587) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAY 11, 2012
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Pour out of 40 oz is clear yellow with white head, aroma has notes of corny, bready notes touch of fusels. Taste is sweet grainy biscuit and corn, hints of grass and more corn.
spilledpint (341) - Chapel Hill, North Carolina, USA - APR 27, 2012
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
40 oz. bottle from Food Lion Malt Liqueur Emporium
Ar: Lovely corn aroma.
Ap: Lovely clear gold.
T: Wickedly sweet corn flavour. Complex notes of butthole. This one’s pretty mad. How do you get an alcohol burn into a ~5% beer? That’s impressive!
O: Wonderful creation.
oteyj (2127) - New Hampshire, USA - APR 14, 2012
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Hair of the dogged with this monstrosity this morning. It’s absolutely disgraceful.
craftycarl21 (2117) - Washington, Washington DC, USA - APR 9, 2012
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Purchased at Sherry’s Wine and Liquors in Woodley Park, Washington, DC. Poured from a stunningly horrendous black and gold sixteen ounce can into a snifter. The beer pours a clear straw gold with actually quite a vivacious little head. The nose is marked most notably with cereal grain, hay, skunky bitterness, metallic astringency, and some sickly sweet honey. The flavor brings more wretched sweetness and tinny dominance, with really no positive traits. The taste of rust lingers horribly. This beer reminds me of the sensation I imagined on my tongue when reading tales of the Guosim shrews of Redwall, most notably when the ferocious rodents were forced to portage their logboats through mire and muck due to unpassable streams. The skunky, vegetable aroma reminds me of what those poor creatures must have endured entering their nasal cavities as they trekked through those putrid, stagnant, repulsive environs, and the metallic zing reminded me of the cold steel as they drew their rapiers to inevitably overcome the onslaught of wicked swamp creatures such as lizards and dive-bombing fowl of all sort. I remember reading those chapters of Brian Jacques’s legendary series as a wee one, and I was always tense with the excitement evoked by such a negative situation. Drinking this beer strikes me as little better. LOGALOGALOGALOG!!!!!
ccex (885) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - FEB 23, 2012
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
My favorite discount liquor store always has this and Hamm’s at $2.99 for a six-pack of cans. Next time I’m impecunious, I’ll go for the Hamm’s instead.
This one pours a clear golden yellow with a frothy but quickly vanishing white head. Smell and aroma weren’t as offensive as I had feared: corn, hay, and chemicals. Has a slightly metallic aftertaste, Better than many of the other "gets you drunk on the cheap" beers and malt liquors I’ve tried
JoePeesie (853) - Long Lake, Illinois, USA - OCT 2, 2011
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Served in a brown paper bag while waiting in a driving snow storm in Feb. 11’ for a train to arrive. The snow is coming down at a rate of above 3" per hour. Looks like the weatherman was right about this storm. The only thing we are missing tonight is a 55 gallon drum with a fire. That would be very nice right about now... This beer smells of wet hay and tastes (in chugs) like foam and stale MGD. This is not a good beer, but it is getting us thru the storm while we wait for the blessed train!