Magnum

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Malt Liquor
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Lager glass, Paper Bag, Shaker

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Dented 16oz can in a paper bag on my way to DLD - my first paper bag rating. Hooray! Corn. Sweet. Fuck it’s flat here. For once it’s not that flooded here in Indiana. Not that bad for 99 cents.

Clear yellow with a medium white head. This had a light, grassy taste. This wasn’t as bad as expected. I would drink this again.

40oz bottle poured into a snifter. Pours a pale, clear gold with no head. Aroma of corn and grains. Taste is light bitter and light sweet. Medium bodied with a thin texture. Soft carbonation and not much of a finish. Overall, meh. Kinda weak.

Bottle.
Pours a piss-yellow and smells like failure. The kind of failure that comes from when you realize the most awesome thing you own is that pair of retro-Jordans. And you work at McDonald’s. And those tats? Well, you may need another arm if you keep having more babies. The taste is like that point in every binge-drinking extravaganza in college where you hover between sobriety and puking your guts out onto the sidewalk on the way to your car. Apples and corn. Like a good soup for bums. I think I may be going blind drinking this.

ファイナルフ&# Malt liquor ticks. You know, this one is a bit too harsh to be honest. It’s super fresh though, that might be why. Maybe I like aged malt liquors. Not exactly smooth or refreshing, but I do notice some beer taste. The photo they use for this one is pretty out of focus, someone must have gotten buzzed quick. On the upside, I just clocked out from a 13 hour shift and get a day off in 13 days. Tomorrow is pay day but I’m going to put all of that towards the new car anyways, so it’s not nearly as fun as when you are sixteen and living with your mom and thinking the world is tough. Blow your small check on malt liquor and video games, get buzzed quick late at night. Now you just drink this swill and post about it on a beer website as if anyone really cared. It’s quite possible that you even ramble on about it for awhile and not even describe the beer itself. It happens. Does anyone remember that commercial where the dude makes $129.95 and quits because he can afford a Nintendo 64? I did that shit but with a PSone. Pretty sure I had enough money left over to buy resident evil. Final Fantasy VIII was a good game, fuck the haters.

I honestly just wanted to catch a good buzz and go to sleep. This did the trick but aside from that its terrible and as the clerk at my local 7-11 says "it'll get ya there" and that's about it

Pours a golden color with a big tight head that fizzes out to basically nothing

The dominant aroma I can only describe as "robust corn" I think that’s one of the better corn characters a beer can display, along with that we’ve got some mild skunk, and some light breakfast cereal.

The flavor is really odd, pretty boozy, there is a good deal of sweet corn here, surprisingly there is a fairly defined bitterness as well.

The finish is notably rough.

I wanted to love this, but it’s just not cuttin’ the mustard.

24 oz can to pint. Here goes... Looks thin and light by malt liquor standards; lots of carbonation and white head that quickly dissipates. Smells cheap and doughy. Tastes doughy and slightly sweet; better than I expected. Average on the palate. Exceeded my expectations!

Bottle @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Golden appearance with a white head. Boozy, corny, shit aroma. Fusel alcoholic, shitty, grassy, straw flavor. Yuck.