crossovert (4760) - Wisconsin, USA - FEB 26, 2013
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
One of the worst beers ever. Palest color you can get, total skunk, watery flat texture.
Niko100 (1512) - New York, USA - SEP 26, 2012
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
UPDATED: APR 3, 2013 Light pale straw color; Light body; Aroma of cereal/corn, & grain; Flavor of slight sweet malt, cereal, and some grain; Very bland and watery; Not too good.
Headbanger (2483) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - SEP 8, 2012
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
12oz bottle 9/8/12 (Binny’s Naperville)-42° in Lager Glass-Pours a clear very light golden with a small white ring for a head. Aroma of corn and sweetness. Taste of the same. This light bodied brew would be good on a hot summer day after mowing the lawm.
ffaoe (146) - York, Pennsylvania, USA - JUN 6, 2012
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
little aroma but a nice head. golden and clear in color. very light in taste, much like corona.
adnielsen (6537) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - JUN 4, 2012
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle @ home. Long day of work on a Monday, so I figured I could do some shameless ticking to end the evening. This bad boy comes in a clear bottle (yums!) Clear, piss yellow appearance with a fairly small white head. Smells like shit even from several feet away: skunky, pale malty, light toast aroma. Cracker/toast, pale malty, grassy, hay, lime, skunky flavor. Scroll past.
SphinxTX (2857) - Mata Gorda, Texas, USA - MAR 27, 2012
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle. Pours clear straw yellow with white fizzy head. Aroma of grain, corn and light skunk. Flavor is the same. Light, watery over carbonated body. Overall, it us what it is but isn’t really all that bad.
jkwood04 (2400) - Connecticut, USA - FEB 20, 2012
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
12oz bottle in a shaker. Pours golden with a thin, white head. Aroma of pale malts and some light hops. Flavor bland, but no bad notes. Average to light texture. Standard pale lager.
dfinney23 (1046) - Houston, Texas, USA - JAN 15, 2012
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
A better than average pale lager with a fair amount of sweet malt taste. Guatemala? Are there mariachis in Guatemala?
cheap (3409) - Cheap Lager in Western, Pennsylvania, USA - JAN 7, 2012
3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
From a clear 12 oz bottle with a twist off cap. First I thought this was the Turkish mariachi but closer inspection yielded Guatemala. Drank right from the bottle. Smell is not too bad, actually rather mild. Taste does not have lots of personality but it is a pale lager that goes down easy. No real ill effects with this brew. At 4%, it has to act like a gentleman. Does have a hint of lemon in there way back in the background. Finish is somewhat like soda water. Overall, not a bad beer drinkin experience at all for a lager lover. Could easily drink a few of these. Nice session brew.
bhensonb (9092) - Woodland, California, USA - NOV 21, 2011
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Clear bottle from Paula. Pours very light gold with a few white bubbles. LIght grassy aroma. Flavor is mild, mildly bready with a little grass. Not harmful.