Pyrmir (4353) - Uppsala, SWEDEN - JAN 26, 2013
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
500 ml can. Aroma faint and a bit sour, notes of malt but not much of an aroma. Tastes fresher than it smelled, malt flavor is faint but dominating. No aftertaste.
BeerSkull (1368) - SWEDEN - APR 21, 2012
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 9/20
Slightly metallic and vague malt aroma. Very short and a bit metallic malt flavor. Watery and boring beer, but not disgusting!
Vaiz (3986) - Den Haag, NETHERLANDS - FEB 25, 2012
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can. Very watery, slightly grainy and a bit sweet. No bitterness at all. Flavor is almost completely absent.
rauchbier (3684) - Isle Of Beer, Lincolnshire, ENGLAND - OCT 24, 2011
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can, from Rhythm & Booze, Cleethorpes. Gold, thin shortlived white head and low condition. Low malt and slight peppery hoppiness in the nose, thin and fruitily metallic in the mouth, brief sweetness in the finish.
Dazz3 (1695) - Hällefors, SWEDEN - AUG 24, 2011
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
1/5 in darkness. Smells slightly malty. Malty taste and very watery. No real finish.
Palme (3603) - Bergen, NORWAY - AUG 14, 2011
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
0.5l can. Pours a crystal clear pale golden body with a small lacing white lager-head. Aroma is light malty and normal lager-ish. Not very nice, and quite subtle. Lively carbonation, really thin and light-bodied and has a watery mouthfeeling. Tastes really watery and thin. Almost like they have taken a normal lager and thinned it out by pouring in a glass of water. It’s kinda sweet and there’s no bitterness at all.
Oakes (13601) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - AUG 4, 2011
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Been travelling the world looking for this one, so I was glad to have finally tracked it down. Somewhat fluorescent yellow. Looks a little bit flat. Smells bland, maybe a little bit metallic. Kind of a chlorine taste, bland. Not as thin as one might expect but yeah, it’s crap.
BelgiskOlklub (979) - Viby J, DENMARK - JUL 24, 2011
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Light yellow, hazy body. White head. Malt sweetness, yeasty, none hops aroma. Boring.
Wolfbass (1013) - Firenze, ITALY - JUN 26, 2011
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Penso che sia in assoluto una delle cose peggiori che mi è capitato di bere e più in generale di assaggiare nella vita...
Beershine (5218) - The Sunshine State, Florida, USA - MAR 10, 2011
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Tall can from a Paphos area supermarket, probably Philippos in Pegia. Fluorescent gold, slimy head. One of the smelliest, most foul aroma in beerdom. And the nose knows. So vile, I shouldn’t have even put this in my mouth. There is no excuse for the fact that it tastes like a malt liquor and yet it’s a 3.5%.Something this thin and light should be relatively innocuous. Instead, it’s a pile full of putrid piss, melted plastic and sour rotting meat. The aftertastes are putrid. Down the drain and rinse the mouth.