4.9 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 20/20
THIS is the beer to have when you’re having more than one...I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
The worst beer I have every tried. When I as 21 I went to Panama City FL with my brother and his friends ( about 17-18 yrs old.) to party it up. We got this beer for $1.69 a six pack. We could drink anything back then, and in unlimmited amounts, but none of us could finish even a half a can of one of these. The taste was a painful, burning sour, bitter flavor. I would say it tasted like I imagine a soup of roof shingles, tar, and battery acid would taste if mixed with spoiled milk. Eddie from Christmas vacation drank it, so that should tell you something as well...
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: JUN 17, 2008 Ugghhh. Man, does this bring back some repressed memories. Growing up in Wisconsin, I’ve had plenty of run-ins with "MonsterChow." This dog excretia was ubiquitous at basement house-parties in college, served warm and in a recycled solo-cup. Along with its evil-twin "The Beast," this dynamic duo tore-up many a freshman liver on more than one occasion. Smelling like a decroted swamp-log and with all the palatable satisfaction of guzzling barf from a rusty tin can, on a hot July day in Death Valley, this beer eagerly spreads her legs wide, not unlike your mom, for anyone with 3 bucks who’s brave enough to "go down". What goes down is almost equally as quick to come back up. The Master Brew easily ranks in the top 3 of the worst beers I have ever had the displeasure of imbibing. If the Marquis de Sade was to open a tap-house in hell this would be his beer of choice. When you see this beer, run... run as if death itself (or Rosie O’D) were bearing down upon you to snatch your mortal soul.
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Good God, this stuff was awful. Like most everyone else here, this is the first beer I ever got drunk on. It’s a wonder it didn’t ruin me forever and turn me into a wine drinker. I almost wish it were still around so I could see if if this dog piss is really as bad as I remembered. Awful aroma, little flavor except bitterness, and the worst hangover ever. Now I can’t drink anything with the name Miller on it.
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