hogan873 (449) - Joliet, Illinois, USA - AUG 10, 2009
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Ice cold, this beer is not bad. Pale yellow body with a fizzy white head. Sweet citrus aroma. Weak, watery palate. Like the aroma, this brew is pretty much just sweet lime. Very easy to drink, especially on hot days. Nice for after cutting the grass.
ordybill (539) - Douglasville, Georgia, USA - FEB 23, 2015
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Poured from a 12 OZ bottle into a pint glass, I have no reason why!
Aroma- smells of artificial lime
Appearance- Looks like urine.
Taste- Better than urine. . .that’s not really a compliment
Overall- why bother, it is an artificial beer that might be OK on a hot summer day. But it is way to fake for me and not that great tasting
slowrunner77 (6707) - Reno, Nevada, USA - OCT 5, 2014
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
"summer beer only...as with the other "ultra" fruit beers, i found the aroma refreshing, if a bit odd. the lime smelled and tasted natural...the cactus...i dunno. overall, it was a non-offensive light straw colored beer that tasted more like a wime cooler than a beer."
Heather_B (25) - New Hampshire, USA - OCT 5, 2014
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Smells like a citrusy urine. Lots of stale lime odor. Looks like piss with almost no head. Yellow. Very little flavor but what I do taste is bad - moldy limes and an awful aftertaste. I won’t be drinking this ever again.
AdamJackson (3431) - Enfield, New Hampshire, USA - OCT 5, 2014
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
pale yellow 1 finger head fades fast. nice clarity. nose is light, like sparkling water with lots of lime. This is pretty bad. almost flavorless. has nothing at all. has a seltzer and lime taste. nothing like beer. why is this ratable?
gmellison (426) - Colorado, USA - AUG 23, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pour thanks to adnielsenratings. Pours a clear pale yellow; no head. Aroma is watery sweet citrus. Flavor is sweet, lime, pears? Unexciting but inoffensive
adnielsen (10028) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - AUG 23, 2014
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bottle @ gmellison. Thanks Homer. Very light yellow appearance with a spritzy white head. Spree, sweet tart, lemon lime soda aroma. Fairly sweet. Watery. Lemon lime soda flavor. Lots of carbonation. Pretty chuggable.
Darkmagus82 (1953) - - AUG 19, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Transfer from BA review on 12-24-12-
Poured from bottle into pint glass
Appearance – The beer pours a straw color with a big fizzy white head. The head fades very fast to leave only a tiny amount of lacing.
Smell – The aroma of the brew is heaviest of a sweet fruit punch smell
Taste – The taste begins with flavors of a sweet corn and lime. These flavors are persistent throughout the whole of the taste and make up the bulk of the flavor profile. More toward the middle and end there is a sugary candy flavor that comes to the profile mixing with the rest to produce an almost wine cooler like flavor.
Mouthfeel- The body of the beer is very light with a carbonation level that is very effervescent. The body and high carbonation level are quite fitting for the brew making it very soda like and matching the flavors well.
Overall – Well not really my kind of brew. I guess if you feel like a diet soda with vodka, you may like this, but then again why even bother.
b3shine (6376) - Indiana, USA - AUG 15, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle to pint. Looks subparagraph; a completely transparent lighter gold with white head that steadily dissipates quickly and entirely. Smells like a cheap adjunct with an artificial like presence. Tastes like it smells with what I assume is cactus? Average (at best) on the palate. Fail, but not as bad as its mean indicates.
Frank (3269) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 27, 2014
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
This has 95 calories and 5.5 grams of carbohydrates per serving. That is its selling point, just FYI. If you want a beer w/ those specs, this is your guy. It tastes like an extremely light Lime-A-Rita which is to say it is like lime Kool Aid mixed w/ seltzer water. If this is an indication of what cactus tastes like in beer then cactus tastes like nothing because i’m not getting anything from it. There are worse Michelob Ultras but also better ones. This one is pretty middle of the road as far as that goes.
phaleslu (7329) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 26, 2014
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
12 oz. bottle at the Anheuser-Busch Biergarten. Pours a pale, clear gold with a small white head. Tons of artificial lime flavoring, and not much else. Light-bodied, with medium carbonation and a mouthfeel of a beverage completely characterized by artificial sweetener. Crisp, dry lingering cactus finish.