Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit

12oz bottle from Total Wine (Tampa, FL). Pours a crystal clear light yellow color with a one finger white head that settles quickly to nothing. Aroma is sweet and citrusy with notes of powered Tang, 7-up and hints of honey, grapefruit and citrus. Flavor is light and watery with notes of citrus, grapefruit, 7-up and sour malt. Light body with no finish. Not good at all. Reminds me of a wine cooler.

Wow. I can’t believe I even tried this one. Horrible. Tasted like a wine cooler. Very sweet and not even considered a beer. Yuck.

Light yellow pour. Arom is all oranges and nasty light beer. Of the three ultra flavored, this is the bes...but it still tastes like ass. An orange flavor mixed with Mich Ultra, why???

12oz bottle 2/20/09 (Meijer Grocery Store)-Pours a clear yellow with a small covering for a head. Aroma of orange, citrus, and grapefruit. Taste of a mixture with a little tartness like grapefruit. Not very tasty. This light bodied brew is very weak and tasteless compared to the other Ultra flavors.

clear watery yelloow, medium white head, lacy. nose of orange peel, not much else. flavor is tart grapefruity, but no beer flavor; what is this stuff? tartly frizzy, watery mouth feel, dry finish. quite a disquieting brew. single bottle bought at city grocers in downtown st. louis.

pours very pale yellow...so pale i’m not sure if they used malt or just water and yellow #5. thin white head with no retention. smells just like orange soda which is pretty good though not much like beer. the orange falvor is noticeable and not to sweet but other than that the best i can say for the flavor (or lack there of) is that it wasn’t particularly offensive. very watery mouthfeel with an extremely abrupt finish. this may be a refreshing hair of the dog breakfast drink?

This was pretty lame stuff. It reminded me of when I was a little kid and tried to be cool and drink beer but I would chase it with a Fresca. What a lame little shit I was, not quite as lame as this beer though.

Smells kind of like an orange alka-seltzer. The flavor has both orange and grapefruit and quite a bit of fizziness. Also some funk. Nothing good about this.