0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 uhorpheus (215) - houston, Texas, USA - OCT 8, 2002
Take a Bud Lite and mix it with water, and you get this junk. Horrible, foul stuff. No flavor of any sort at all.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 rkn65 (106) - st. clair shores, Michigan, USA - OCT 8, 2002
Air in a bottle. No taste, color, head, aroma. Hey maybe AB is onto to something...people will pay for water.. oh damn someone already sells bottled water.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 21iceman40 (1732) - vienna, West Virginia, USA - OCT 8, 2002
A.B. must stand for Absolutely Brutal. Ridiculus excuse for a beer. No body, no flavor equals no damn good.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 Tom Servo (424) - Arlington, Virginia, USA - OCT 8, 2002
I can’t even speak after drinking this. Words cannot describe it. Low Carb beer? Do beer drinkers really concern themselves with that? It’s paler than an albino, too.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 Rockinout (966) - Kent, Ohio, USA - OCT 7, 2002
This shit is unbelievable. Might as well drink carbonated water. I would have rated it a "0" if the scores went down that low. They probably will make a million dollars off of this crap they call beer.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 hopscotch (8217) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - OCT 7, 2002
This beer reminds me of the ONE and ONLY time my girlfriend (at the time) and I had sex in my very old, unbalanced, hand-me-down, wooden canoe... fuckin’ way too close to water. ACK!!!
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 kyzr (1140) - Belgrade, Montana, USA - OCT 6, 2002
Looks like sparkling wine. I’ve never seen a whiter head on any beer. This beer really sucks, wouldn’t bother trying it. It was free from a distributer.
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 2/20 Jedsbrew (465) - Rhineland, Missouri, USA - OCT 6, 2002
UPDATED: APR 16, 2004 Dry, seltzerish, and with a faintly skunky aroma, this one is best left on the shelf. Imagine, if you will, a can of Miller Lite that has been rolling around under your car seat all summer and you'll get the general idea. Unbelievable. Even my mother thought it was awful, and she is diehard AB. Beautifully packaged.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 MaxPower (961) - St. Louis, Missouri, USA - OCT 4, 2002
Pale light yellow color, no aroma, like seltzer water, clean no flavor, sad AB has to resort to this, I guess this one is for Ultra fitness freaks that shave their chest.
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20 proc (342) - Dearborn, Michigan, USA - SEP 30, 2002
This could be the clearest beer I have ever drank. More reminiscent of champagne in the glass. Pours out to a nearly crystal clear light yellow with a funny cooked veggie aroma. Taste is lightly sweet with virutally no aftertaste. No hops or malt presence at all. Tastes very, very similar to Miller Lite. Very watered down with no body whatsoever.
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