0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. About as close to club soda as you can get. I’m amazed the ABV is 4.2%. I drank 2 of these and felt absolutely zero buzz. I wouldn’t drink any more of these just to get the buzz, as it simply is not worth the chore of having to pee out the 7-8 of these it’d probably take to get there. Completely lacking in any of the qualities that define beer, with the sole exception of its ABV. Would definitely not try again.
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Very light, clear golden color, tons of fuzz but a quickly dissipating head. Aroma is very light, wheat and corn. Flavor is soft corn and cardboard. Then nothing. From a can in an airplane. I had a free drink ticket
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
It is easy to hate on these beers, but I nonchalantly tried a sip of this one. It is pure shit. Just one of the most awful beers ever.
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Craft beer drinkers should have trained palettes, but I couldn’t tell this from most other AB light beers if my life depended on it. Bland!
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
My dear cousin’s abode: Finally, I have had the crown jewel of beers. Or, at least, this is probably the most accessible beer that I could drink that I haven’t yet rated. In ay case, it looks like piss after having been drinking for a few hours (head and all). Smells like corny water. Tastes like corny water. Whether or not this has alcohol is up to debate. There are things worse than this beer, and, one of those things is drinking this beer when it is flat. Lemme tell you homies, it ain’t good.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: DEC 18, 2011 U ate my fractal of beers . The ford taurus of beers . Mock turtlnecks are as awesome as this beer
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
As others have stated, is this really beer? There’s NOTHING to it. No color, no taste and certainly NO hop flavour. Is it possible to make beer without hops because, if it was, this would be it! My first impression is that this is actually worse than Coors Light although I would have to do an official taste test with both of them to be sure. Starts off with a subtle taste of dirty water and the finish is similar. Oh well, at least I felt good about drinking such a healthy, low-calorie beer even if it tasted horrible (sarcasm intended).
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
In a bottle in a Vegas casino. I had a coupon for a free domestic, and hadn’t ever tried this, so I took a chance. Total waste of a coupon. Flavor was somewhere between tonic water and washing machine discharge. I gave it several sips over the course of a few minutes too see if it improved, but it just got worse. I finally tossed the still half-full bottle into the nearest trash can. I can’t believe people drink this.
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