Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

so you can’t rate it at the total bottom, cause it doesn’t taste bad, it has no taste at all...i’d rather drink something tasteless than something that tastes bad. This tastes exactly like seltzer water. I swear I can barely tell the difference. Shitty beer.

miller lite is sooo thankful this junk is on the market, miller lite taste bad but atleast it has taste, i got more out of the tap water, i only had half a bottle. i would say A B used the mississippi river to fill the bottle but that would mean it had some flavor.

Bottle. Wow - the definition of a nothing beer. Palest pour ever. No smell. No taste. Not offensive but nothing here either.

A: The beer pours a very pale yellow color with a short lived white head. S: Like your usual light lager, plenty of corn and corn syrup. There’s quite a bit of straw in there as well. It’s very sweet with a little bit of white grape juice and some added sugar. Pretty much no malt. T: Not shockingly, it’s sweet, very sweet. Definitely some apple as well as the typical corn, corn syrup, and sugar. A somewhat cidery taste with a light tartness. It’s also a touch watery. M: The body is very light with medium carbonation. O: While the flavor wasn’t really good, it wasn’t offensive. I suppose that counts as some sort of moral victory.

UPDATED: SEP 13, 2011 Serving glass: Poured from bottle into clear cup. Appearance: Pale yellow with thin bubbly white head, which looks a little odd. Aroma: Mostly carbonation and candy, with a slight graininess. Does not smell like beer. Taste: Very strange sweet grains, with a candy-like aftertaste. Palate: Very high carbonation, watery body, very seltzer-like. Overall: Tastes and feels like sweet seltzer water. On the plus side, I actually could finish it.

I believe that Michelob makes the best light beers. They are not to carbonated and go down decently smooth.

There comes a point in time when you just gotta say to yourself, "I’m switching to liqour". You might as well with this one because if you find yourself at the bar drinking Michelob Ultra, trying to watch that weight then you might as well tie your testies in a knot and call it quits. It’s not even beer at this point it’s just a void to fill in the universe for people who want a beer so light that it can only be made in America. Call me an elitist...I don’t care. Amercia is home to two things: The best beers in world, and the worst.

this must be a joke. disgusting, tastes like piss. do yourself a favor and drink water.