Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Drank straight from a bottle, so I could not really see it. The aroma and taste was of malts, corn and rice. It was fairly smooth. Palate seemed a bit on the thin side. Overall, it was not as bad as I thought it might be - fairly smooth and not pungent at all.

Bottle in Baltimore. Pours pale yellow. Nose/taste of skunky water and corn. Body leaves much to be desired. Mostly skunky water.

Skinny stolen can. Tastes watery and slightly sweet and grainy. Smells like corn water. Cold and wet. Serves a purpose on a hot day.

Pours an extremely light straw color with a fizzy white head, looks like overhydrated piss. The aroma is practically non-existant, basically beer flavored water, taste follows the nose, at least it quenches my thirst, but it’s still pretty bad. Overall this beer is an insult to the word Ultra, unless the word hydrated piss is in fine print underneath it.

On tap in Minneapolis. Watery light beer. No character or flavour whatsoever.

Tap. Freebie following a 10K. Not quite the lightest color I’ve ever seen in a pale lager, but close...very light yellow with a foamy white head. Even not the lightest color I’ve seen, it’s certainly the lightest beer I’ve sampled and it simply tastes and smells like musky water. Some light fizziness, and I honestly drank this at a temp slightly above freezing, so I’m all out of obsevations. Nothing really to report on, but fun to do a shit rating here and there. Not prepared to dub this the worst beer I’ve ever had...

It very well might not be possible to tell the difference between mic ultra and water even on a molecular level. So I guess I coud use it to brush my teeth with.

Uhhh. This was pretty terrible. I will say that it tasted less terrible as I drank it but not by much. The first taste almost lead me to drain pour it. Alas, I was at a birthday party and it wasn’t my beer. I suffered through the nastiness.