Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Bottle. Awful. Like you took a bad light beer and mixed it with sprudel water. Successful marketing campaign for a terrible bier.

This beer is scary. Not scary "boo", but of in it might do to my head. Virtually clear, but with a tinge of yellow where the glass widens. Fizzed and splurted a bit and then the "head" disappeared. Smelling it caused pains in my temples, maybe bringing back memories of macro-hangovers of years gone by. The taste is incredibly bland and watery with the only decent thing about it being that the alcohol is not screamingly obvious. Terribly gassy like a cheap soda water. One good aspect about drinking this is that I can feel happier knowing I won’t have to do too much exercise to burn it off. A beer for those that like soft drink.

Ugliest beer I know of, extremely pale yellow with very white head if you can call it that. Watery, flavor a bit metallic but pretty unobtrusive.

Might as well drink water. I think I could drink a case of this and not have any adverse effects besides many trips to the urinal. Too fizzy, too bland, too little altogether.

Very little positive can be said about this beer. It tasted like it had been mixed with water. Very little flavor at all, other than a tinge of bitterness and the water with which it may have been mixed. I would rather drink a nice club soda.

Bottle. Clear golden colour almost without head. Very watery could not find any special aroma or flavour.

12 oz. bottle. Rating #983. Served without a glass, so I’m just guessing it at least looks like a beer. But NO smell, NO taste at all. A 7up minus the lemon and lime. Just fizzy water with a touch of corn syrup.

Far too light for me to enjoy. I suppose if you’re paranoid about your health and watch carbs like a hawk you would drink this. Otherwise, don’t bother. Please.