Ungstrup (31474) - Citizen of the universe, DENMARK - JUN 3, 2006
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
A light yellow beer with a white head. The aroma has notes of corn and malt, while the flavor has the same notes but added notes of cardboard. And no wonder the body is thin.
Papsoe (25069) - Frederiksberg, DENMARK - MAY 5, 2006
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
(Bottle 35,5 cl) Pale pilsener golden with a creamy, white head. Somewhat unpleasant aroma of vomit. Medium-bodied with sweetish notes of brewing cereal - chickenfodder style. Absolutely no bitterness. The quintessence of a bland Pale Lager. 070406
oh6gdx (23707) - Vasa, FINLAND - AUG 4, 2008
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottled. Very pale golden colour, small white head. Aroma is rubber, harsh hops and maize. Flavour is quite the same. A rather unbalanced beer in all.
omhper (21894) - Tyresö, SWEDEN - AUG 24, 2005
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: SEP 13, 2005 Draught at Miami Intl Airport. Perhaps the vaguest shade of yellow can be found in the icy, fizzy water. There’s unpleasant notes of pineapple and boiled vegetables. Extremely watery with sharp, stinging mouthfeel and absolutely no bitterness. Aggresively empty.
anders37 (20473) - Malmö, SWEDEN - MAR 12, 2007
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle. Pours a clear pale yellow color with a small longlasting white head. Sweet and weak malty aroma. Sweet malty and grainy flavor. Malty grainy finish with some weak bitterness in the aftertaste.
fiulijn (16931) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - JAN 11, 2007
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pale blond color. Despite being so close to water, at least it’s balanced and not disgusting.
yngwie (15764) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - AUG 20, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle. It’s a clear pale golden beer with a small white head disappearing almost immediately. The aroma is rather weak, some hints of fruits and pale malts escape the glass. There’s a faint bitterness in the flavor, it’s dry and thin, with very little taste, just a hint of pears. Short finish. Truly forgettable, almost insulting to say it’s beer. But at least it’s not tasting bad. 130820
saxo (15413) - Højbjerg, Aarhus, DENMARK - AUG 6, 2010
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle/can. Medium head with medium duration. Color is pale golden. Aroma and taste are soap, malt and hops.
Leighton (15383) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - MAY 28, 2008
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
I had one of these tonight. It was very cold. Had almost no head, definitely no flavor. Very weak all around. But quite refreshing - in a sparkling water kind of way. If you are carb-conscious, I could see this being your beer. If you lust after something a bit tastier, you should avoid Michelob Ultra.
rlgk (15334) - Göteborg, SWEDEN - MAR 3, 2008
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20