Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

What can you say? Totally without taste apart from a sort of dryness.Selling beer like this should be made a criminal of fence.

Twist off cap and you are prompted with an off aroma of stale water, but in a good beery way. Very very pale yellow color, almost waterlike. No head. Aroma is slightly sweet in the glass. Good tingly soda water carbonation. Has a slight cardboard taste that reminds me of Coors N/A. No bitterness can be detected. This is perhaps even better tasting than the new Michelob lager. Except for the cardboard, not offensive in any way, quite enjoyable for a session brew. Lacks personality. Easy to drink, like water. Friendly and well behaved. The cardboard fades after a while during the session. Has very little negative attributes during the finish. Remains a pretty good light beer. Finish is quite amicable.

UPDATED: DEC 7, 2008 [12 oz. bottle] No wonder it is low-carb. It tastes exactly like seltzer water. Looked like it, certainly didn’t smell like beer and above all tasted exactly like over carbonated seltzer water. Whoever is looking for low-carb shouldn’t be drinking beer.

tap - Do you want some club soda with a bit of alcohol? If so, you’re in luck! Buy this beer. It has almost no flavor of any kind. That’s right, even less flavor than most light beers. Granted you won’t find the flavor offensive, but that’s because there isn’t any.

This stuff is really bad. Absolutely nothing to it at all. In fact you cannot even really tell that you have drank anything. Like water, or perhaps something to wash your other glassware in.

One of the proud offerings at the Annual Systematics Symposium at the Missouri Botanical Gardens. If it is possible for something to be putridly inoffensive, Michelob Ultra fits that bill. If I want water, I'll find a drinking fountain. However, there was just enough "funk" to make drinking this dreck a disturbing experience. Steer clear of this complete crap.

GABF ’02: Light thin and horrible. It was funny when the server was trying to tell me what good beer this is.

From a bottle shared via Beef O’Brady’s in Dade City. Pours a clear yellow with a white head. Nose is light malt, hints of grains, and lots of water. Flavor is light malt and a hint of grains. Pretty uninteresting overall.