Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Bottled, pasteurised. Pale yellow, fizzed head. This is used to promote the Tour de France over here, they must be cycling so hard to get away from it. Doubt that Lance would give it a go, so it had to be me. Corny false acidic flavour, boiled sugar with CO2 added. Another disastrous American import.

There is an aroma. Could be malt and hop. Very pale gold color with a decent white head. Very thin body with fizzy carbonation. The flavor is not bad - straight pale malt. It’s at least as tasty as a number of NAs (though not the Bitburger). Something of a paper/herb finish. Bitter is not detectable by my palate.

Bottle from local supermarket. Certainly a pale - pale to the point of anaemia. Something volatile like nail varnish in the aroma. Clean on the palate but thin and weak. Not enough flavour to be unpleasant. Very dull stuff.

Bottle. Pours a straw color witha small white head. Some aroma of grain and hops. Light body with thin texture. Small grainy flavor. Cold wet and alcohol. A 0 percentile is correct.

Pale, almost colourless beer. The nose is so light that it is barely perceptible. There is just the faintest touch of graininess and just a kiss of fruit. No bitterness really at all. It actually tasted more like an ale to me... a very light one, but there is a touch of estery character nonetheless. Mostly tastes like wet nothing though.

Bottled. A green almost see through beer with little of anything going on in the aroma or taste. There’s some off-putting metallic stuff in the smell and nothing much more advanced than water in the taste. Not nasty but oh so boring. A sad beer for sad people.

Not good, in the fridge from my roomates. Pours a clear yellow no head of any significance. A bit of grass and staleness in the aroma. Cardboard and stale taste. Nothing but bubbles.

Very light gold in colur. Aromas are like sugar dissolved in water. Flavours are ULTRA thin, like water with sugar and a touch of vinegar sourness. Urggh. Ultra Bad. At least it is "smooth".