Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

aaahhhh yes the six pack i enjoyed during my vacation at sand key florida. enjoy the columbia restaurant. and try a mich ultra or two. they go great with real good spicy (cuban) food. cause it doesnt compete in any way. guess it wasn’t too bad or i would have thrown one or 2 bottles out. hey it’s low in calories don’t that count for ----oh yeah there’s miller light for that. oh well!

Having this one following a couple Coors Lights, I have to say that it had more flavor and more resembled beer. It did have a very high level of carbonation that sort of takes away from its only utility...to drink easily at very cold temperatures on a very hot day. No off tastes or aftertastes. Not altogether horrid, but I’d still probably prefer water.

My dear cousin’s abode: Finally, I have had the crown jewel of beers. Or, at least, this is probably the most accessible beer that I could drink that I haven’t yet rated. In ay case, it looks like piss after having been drinking for a few hours (head and all). Smells like corny water. Tastes like corny water. Whether or not this has alcohol is up to debate. There are things worse than this beer, and, one of those things is drinking this beer when it is flat. Lemme tell you homies, it ain’t good.

Unfortunately some people I am friends with like this beer so sometimes I have it on hand when they come over. Granted I have a large beer fridge, but this is taking up room in an otherwise good beer fridge. Painful. Tastes and smells like water. Garbage.

Ok, so this is the only beer I can get the father in law to drink so I had to share one with him. Bottle born on 13 JUL 08 (in case this there is a better vintage :) Poured a piss yellow with a small white head that settles quickly. Aromas of corn and grain. Very subdued flavors of corn. Light body and watery.

From the tap, served in a restaurant shaker glass, I want to a have a light beer for lunch today, so I choose this over other macro lights on tap. Poured an ultra-clear, palest of pales, yellowish macro golden, to me, almost sickly looking, I am already starting to regret my choice. Oh yeah, a small soapy foam clean white head, artificial looking. An unpleasant nose, powdery hand soap smell is dominant, faint aromas of corn and something that resembles sweet pale malt and rice. Active carbonation that provides no help to a watery light bodied mouthfeel, medium crispness, but super thin tasting, close to tasteless, corn and the thinnest sugary pale malts, a very light touch of spent grain husks, subtle lemony, the hops I guess, and thankfully, a dry clean finish. I can’t say the taste is offensive, just lackluster and extremely bland. This is not hard to drink, but the taste is so lifeless, I wish I didn’t order it, I just should have stuck with the glass of ice water, it least that’s free.

Goes down very fast and easy cause it’s the most watered down beer I’ve ever had. Should be just for chicks.

UPDATED: MAR 7, 2003 Extremely light gold in color, almost clear. HUGE white, frothy head. But that was the only thing going for it. Extremely weak grain aroma. Flavor is extremely watery, and has no aftertaste at all. This is the missing link between beer and water.