Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Always look forward to my next disaster in a bottle. Gets me all cocky and revved up with poetic slagging’s to the point I literally break out in a cold sweat. Another one of those beers appeared right here.
It pours the colour of a healthy man’s urine, all straw yellow but bright to delight. Champagne-like carbonation had me wonder why this didn’t burst the bottle in it’s long transit from the U.S., and its laboratory tweaked, rocky white crown had me gasp with un-delight as it rose up the stein. It held, lacing well, pttuuutt!!
Aroma, wow, silent, insulated room and I still barely caught anything resembling beer. It had some sweaty sock - love that waft - and a little soggy cardboard but little else. In the mouth I think even the brewer would excuse me of commenting on its similarities with sparkling water. There is just a little rasp of hop, grasp of malt, so distant I swear I was dreaming it. It is light on the tongue, possibly lighter than the water it wishes to replace in our diet. Finish is, well, like water with just a touch of fizz to make it crisp. I must be getting lazy, maybe my palate just needs a break, because this was just utterly lifeless making it actually quite quaffable. You could literally slam back a dozen and then be excused for joining a scout group, maybe a fraternity or worse still, the military!!! Crap, another out the way. (355mL, ’Born On’ 20/09/06, The Beer Store, Morley)

clear, pale yellow, instantly disappearing head with no lacing and no personality. mostly air in the nose. no flavor, not even taste-flavor or flavor-taste. nothing. mouth feel is water. amazingly bland. shockingly unattractive. i am flabbergasted to find this beer actually worse than Wittekerke Rosé. at least Wittekerke Rosé had a smell; a bad smell perhaps, but a smell nonetheless, which is more than Michelob Ultra can boast.

Bottle at a open bar in vegas. Hey it was free! Pours a light pale yellow with a white head. Aroma is mostly water, and a touch of malt. Flavor is water, and a touch of malt. Is this beer or water. This isn’t nasty, it’s just flavorless, soulless, and unmemorable.

Pours a super -pale straw yellow, nose is like tap water, taste is thin and virtually lifeless.

UPDATED: DEC 17, 2003 I could get derogatory and vulgar, but there is no point. I only rated this one because my ratings average got too high.

Mediocrity at its finest, your name is Michelob Ultra! But hey, at least it has less calories and carbs than the normal Michelob!

No aroma or real taste to it except a very faint bit of malts. Very watery.

Absolutely wretched. The meatheads who drink this should stick to their apple martinis instead of drinking this swill to keep the pounds off.