0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 Emil (6070) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - APR 5, 2006
Bottle. Pale golden colour with a small white head. Weak malty aroma and taste. Watery body with a light sweet finish.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 DocLock (5776) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 5, 2004
Beer is SUPPOSED to have carbs. Do you think our founding fathers like Ben Franklin and George Washington cared about carbs? No way!!! Either drink beer or drink water, but stop this insanity! The only thing Ultra about this is its level of suckitude.
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 Ughsmash (5631) - Waukesha, Wisconsin, USA - OCT 18, 2007
Bottle, born on 8/21/07, sampled side-by-side with room-temperature bottled water. Poured clear, bright, well.. damn near clear (just a light yellow tint.. short cap of synthetic white head after a minute or so.. the water was a little lighter in color). The nose didn’t pick up much.. some sweet grains, pale malts, and light corn.. non-offensive, but almost non-existent. The flavor also had faint malty sweetness (corn and pale malts) with mild dry dusty notes where hops should be.. tacky, but otherwise non-offensive finish. Extremely light-bodied with a water-like consistency, save for the aforementioned tackiness.. the high carbonation was the greatest difference from the water (which was still), and only served to make it harder to drink and make me belch.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 DonMagi (5599) - bantervile, Bedfordshire, ENGLAND - NOV 3, 2005
Yas the ultimate hangover heer, no taste so it wont make u cringe plus it must have quite a bit of soda water in it to actually taste as bland as this.
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20 BeerandBlues2 (5594) - Baltimore, Maryland, USA - NOV 8, 2007
Bottle. Pours yellow with a small, fizzy, white head, diminishing with spare lacing. Aroma is average malt (grain, hay), light hops (grass), average yeast (sweat) with notes of potato and paper. Light bodied, thin texture, average carbonation, and a chalky finish. Short duration, light sweetness, acidity, and bitterness.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 Rciesla (5500) - Exit 15W, New Jersey, USA - DEC 26, 2008
Bottle. Pours a straw body with a skunky aroma. Taste is simple with grain and a very thin body. Sucks. This is my least favorite beer in the world. Suck it AB.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 Fin (5489) - Merton, Oxfordshire, England, Oxfordshire, ENGLAND - NOV 6, 2006
Bottle Mmmhh.. awful, its like those paints you get that are called white with a hint of melon, or a tint of apple, this is water with a hint of beer, like others have said before me crap!
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 duff (5483) - St, Margarets, Greater London, ENGLAND - JUL 21, 2004
Bottle. This reminds of the crappy lagers we get back home. Something along the lines of Carlton Empire, only with less calories or whatever. Fizzy, with a corny sweetness. This is bad, and probably deserves the low score it receives here.
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