Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Tastes like it was assembled, not brewed. The "flavor" has more staccato, random notes than a techno album. A beer for the self-important.

michelob lager glass / champagne? i’ve had better champagne than this. oh! it’s beer. okay, let me think... hmm. well, it’s not offensive if drunk cold and in certain situations. wait, wait, and wait... A Pale Lager: "These beers are brewed for minimum character, though faint traces of hop or malt may show through." huh? so, this style equates low scores with high quality? well, okay, well, then... consider this 1.2 to REALLY mean 3.8.

Like nail-polish remover mixed with water. Tried this only because my friend on Atkins bought me one. If you are trying to watch your carbs, beer is not the place to sacrifice. Please, think of the beer.

This stuff is seltzer water with just enough urine added to make the color a very pale yellow/white. This is not beer and should not be rated as such.

Looks ok,very pale with a white head...wait a minute...forget the head bit..its gone now! No aroma,and only a slight flavour of adjuncts...no malt and definetely no hops. I suppose that’s how they managed to make it low carb...dont put anything in it.

12 oz bottle. Aroma is adjunct grain. Pours an extremely pale yellow with a fast diminishing head, leaving only a collar of foam and light lacing. Beer is extremely bland, but that was the point when they made this beer. The blander the better is this beer’s motto. High carbonation. Not nearly as bad as I was expecting, but it’s just boring as boring can be.

Very very Veeeeerrrry pale golden colour. This may be the palest of the pale lagers. It’s not really offensive tasting, yet the metallic taste it leaves in your mouth is quite mysterious. Really watered down beer that’s the only way I can explain it.

This was a hard beer to rate, mainly becaiuse it was like rating a glass of water.......not bad, just nothing to it. I have to say that this was the clearest beer I’ve ever seen. Poured from the bottle, it looked like a carbonated water, with little to no head or lacing. Aroam and taste were not necessarily bad, but again, nothing to them. I really don’t know why people wouild spend money on this stuff. if you are that weight and health conscious, just drink water out of the tap, and forget about paying for the dark bottle and Michelob label.