Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

After drinking this at the mass market eatery...okay it was Hooters...I felt a longing for the absent carbs. This beer brings even more shame to A-B name and that's a damn hard thing to do, pure crap!

A beer for those who don’t like beer. If you want to save on carbs, drink mineral water. It’s essential the same taste.

12 fl oz bottle on Majesty of the Seas cruise ship in the carribean somewhere, on January 24, 2011
Clear very pale straw yellow color, medium white head, head dissapear mostly very quickly. Sweet a bit malty scent. Sweet a bit sugary taste, nothing much going on. Was pretty much expecting some corn and vegetables in the scent and taste, but since (perhaps) served fairly cold that was suppressed. Fizzy mouthfeel, very low bitterness to the point you almost won’t notice it at all.

Born on Sept 22, 2004. Little fizzy gold color. Little to no head. Aroma is ….? A light bodied pale lager. Malts? Hops? Are you kidding me? The “I can’t taste my beer” folks must have been talking about this stuff. There is a slightly discernable lemony taste, but that may be from the carbonation. I’m surprised there is even 95 calories in this stuff. Lively carbonation. I guess there is some beer flavor here, no bad flavors but no good ones either. OK enough of this stuff for beer #2000, bring on the double bastard! Mouthfeel is thin Finish is clean and dry. Aftertaste is neutral.

24 ounce bottle. Pours a very clear and very pale straw color with a medium head, piss poor head retention and lacing. Is this beer? Aroma is sweet malts and corn. Taste is grass, corn, soda water. Thin. Watery. Meh.

5% bottle. Very disappointed. Considering the ratings I was expecting something spectacularly vile, but this just doesn’t deliver. Pale and wet. Very still and pallid. A not disgracefully dry, almost fruity aroma with a hint of Badger (the beer). Watery, rubbery, malty. A trace of alcohol, almost peach. Maybe allowing more sugar than normal to ferment has accidentally imparted a half-drinkable dryness, because this beer has a long way to go before it can truly considered a contender for The Worst Beer In The World title. Inoffensive considering it’s low carb.

Bwa, hahahaha. Of course it exactly what you would expect. A little sweet and attempts to be drinkable. I guess it is better than nothing. Amazing how many bars have it on tap.

Aroma - a clean glass. Appearance - young popcorn yellow. Flavor - popcorn. Palate - please pass the butter. Ah man! This should have been called something like "Diet Michelob Light." If I want a beverage with the lowest amount of carbohydrates, bottled water with a shot of lime juice would do fine and not cost as much.