Michelob Ultra

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Oh holy crap. Thin watery nasty weak piss poor and coming dangerously close to the only beer I couldn't finish. I did it though. I agree that there are much better light beers out there. THis one is very light in color, flavor, thin in texture, watery and finishes somewhere in the middle with little aftertaste.

All around watery cheap beer. I guess its good for your women to drink so she can stay skinny.

UPDATED: DEC 30, 2011 I am amazed at people who order this at bars that have 15+ non American beers on tap. Think of water with no flavor and you have this stuff. I do not get it.

UPDATED: JUN 4, 2003 This brew poured a large head of fine white bubbles and a weak watery urine yellow colored body. It has a very mild hop aroma, good lacing and a watery and thin rice beer flavor. No thanks, glad to get this one rated and off my list. Never again!

Extremely fizzy, little if any beer flavor, very low alc. Do not recommend.

The only thing about beer here is colour. Water too, maybe. Why have I bought a four-pack?

Extremely pale yellow. I’ve drank well water with more color. Fizzy and watery mouthfeel. Really has very little flavor, so it is hard to judge any flavor qualities. Nothing offensive, however. It will not make you gag if drunk real fast like some other lite beers. Very little discernable aroma. Hop bitterness undetectable. If you love beer for the flavors and complexities availiable, this is not for you. If you like beer that goes down easy and gets you drunk without enough flavor to be detected over the food you’re eating, then this is for you. It is what it is, and I’m sure they will sell a lot.

I’m being generous with my ratings, and unfortunately, there is no place to put a zero for the spots I put a 1. openwindow’s analogy seems to be fairly accurate.