Miller Chill Chelada Style

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Fruit Beer
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

pours yellow with a small white head, very carbinated. smells of lime and old grass. taste is like a corona with lime, but a little bit better, fizzy. bad aftertaste. not that great.

Pour is a sick looking yellow with a fizzy white head. Aroma is nothing. Some skunk and even that is hard to detect. Flavor is about the same. Some lime but the wet paper bag takes over everything. Its easy to rip on a bad beer but this one deserves what it gets.

This bottled brew from a restaurant poured a large sized head of foamy finely sized white colored bubbles that were mostly diminishing and left behind a nearly uncarbonated straw yellow colored body. The aroma was malty astringent and full of dirty socks. The mouth feel was smooth at the start and mildly tingly at the finish. The mild flavor contained notes of lime salt malt and hops. Ugh please pass on this one!

Wow! What was Miller thinking? First, I do not drink light beers. I listened to what Brewmaster Joe Pickett said ears ago when asked if he would brew a light beer. He stated "If you want a light beer put an ice cube in it." However, My daughter purchased the Miller Chill for a family picnic. One of the worst beers I have ever tasted. I thought maybe it was conflicting with the food I ate at the picnic, so tried another at home. My conclusion was the same. Appearance pale yellow. Aroma of a slightly lime and something else. Flavor is a little limey, somewhat sweet, lightly acidic. Leaves an aftertaste of something else other than lime. Did they also ad salsa or a taco? Will not purchase it again. My Daughter could not finish hers, hence I still have three bottles that will take up space in my bar cooler for years to come.

God, this is horrible. It resembles a benign macro with it’s stupidly fake-looking plastic white head, but inside this simple looking brew is an insidious monster. It smells quite like a mixture of stale urine and that chemical synthetic lime coating that they put on lime-flavored Doritos. At first taste, you think that you have regurgitated a bit of your own vomit. It is reminiscent of that post vomition mouth feel that you have after drinking too much tequilla and lime on top of way too much beer. Each nauseating sip solicited the desire to throw up. I simply could not finish this beer and down the drain it went. My garbage disposal even had trouble swallowing this bile.

pale, pale yellow. beer should not be this color. aroma seems like a combination of ivory and dial bar soap. beer should not smell like soap. the lime thing isn’t working because the flavor doesn’t stay lime-y. it drags in off flavors. not sure how this passed the taste-testers and focus groups at Miller.

Bottle. Head is initially small, frothy/fizzy, white, mostly diminishing. Body is clear light yellow. Aroma is lightly malty (grain), with notes of artificial lime and apple candies, heavily scented detergent, DMS. Flavor is moderately sweet, lightly acidic, lightly bitter. Finish is lightly sweet, lightly acidic, lightly bitter. Light to medium body, watery texture, lively carbonation. It’s kinda like Sprite with Tide detergent added (or is that Bounce fabric softener?). Very weird and unpleasant, perhaps even carcinogenic in large amounts?

Okay. This was not nearly as bad as I was expecting it to be. With that said, tho, it was still pretty darn bad. It poured a very pale yellow. Slight smell of limes. Taste was pretty much watered down lime juice and a bit of salt. Left a huge lingering lime flavor in the mouth. Not awful. I would not seek it out, however, I would drink it above all the other low end crap out there.