Miller Chill Chelada Style

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Fruit Beer
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Dear god. Total, utter crap. Like a margarita gone bad...watery, too much lime, too salty. Please stop.

Its a shame to think I actually wasted time pouring this into a glass. Completely bland, tastes like a cup of water with a pinch of lime and salt. It might be enjoyable by the bacardi twist/smirnoff ice crowd, but it shouldn’t be classified as a beer.

12 ounce bottle from City Market (July 2007) served freezer-cold from a Hair of the Dog glass. FUCKK RATEBEER...REAL BEERS DONT HiT ME UP UNLESS U KNOW ME CUZ CHANCES ARE U DON’T TAASTE GOODE.. I GUESS U CAN SAY I GOT A BAD FIRS AROMATIKKS iMPRESSION CUZ I AiNT TRYiNG TO iMPRESS Y0U.. F0R ALL YOU LIME-CHEWIN WETTBAKKS DRINKIN YOU PISSWATER LITE BEER ALL DAY AND RATING THEY ON YOUR COMPUTER..iM GLAD YOU GOT THE COUPLE EXTRA HOURS IN UR DAY TO DO SO, KEEP CHUGGIN UR "HOOKED UP" CHHELADAS, AND WATER’ DOWN CORONASS OUT ON DA PORCHES BUY HEY IF I WASNT ME, I WOULD HATE MEE TOO. MOST LiKELY I CAN BLAME MYSELF FOR THAT BECAUSE PROBABLY TOOK A COUPLE MINUTES OUT OF MY NiTE TO DRINK UP SUMM BEERS YOU KNOWS OR CARE ABOUTS OR MAYBE A NiTE TO GiVE THAT BEERS TO A NEIGHBOR,COUSIN, SISTER, MOTHER..I GOT NO RESPECT FOR NOTHIN BUT MILLAH PRODUCCTS AND YOU KNOW I’M THE FRUIT BEER KING, DAWG.

The above review courtesy of Joey Porsche

Single bottle at $1.29. Guess I’m more in the minority on this one and I generally hate macro swills. You’ve already read by others what it looked like Here’s why I didn’t hate it. The aroma was a faint lime peel sorta beer = non offensive. It tasted like a cross between a better light beer and sprite,IMO = non offensive. I didn’t even notice the salt. Mine was gone in around 5 minutes so it didn’t suck. Tasted more like a soda than a beer. Certainly better than Miller lite. I’d drink another if it was free at a BBQ. I could see college kids drinkin this at beach party.

Picked up a single 12-oz bottle from Cellars Wine & Spirits in St Paul, MN. Pours a very light golden blonde brew with a fast dissolving white head that leaves behind a bubbly white ring. The beverage body is very high carbonated, almost a sparkling wine character. Aroma isvery faint and clean with some floral notes and lime zest. Taste is highly carbonated, light bodied with a light white bread and sea salt flavors. Finish is very gritty, no bitterness but a slight lime peel aftertaste. Olé, at least I can say I had this once.

Aroma of lime soda or lime seltzer like Canadian Clearly. A pale yellow gold color with extreme seltzer carbonation and a large fluffy white head. Flavor is artificial lime, sea water, adjuncts and gross malt. This beer finishes bad. This beer is bad.

I was shocked when friends recommended it. And I was flabbergasted when I actually enjoyed it. Hmm... the addition of lime and salt to disguise the taste of cheap macro-style light lager. Not something to drink haphazardly, but the flavors would pair well with fajitas or Japanese teppanyaki....

The bottle label states this is a chelada-style beer. Chelada is a DARK Mexican beer poured over a 12oz glass of ice, with the juice of a couple of limes, and salt on the rim. Instead I get a bottle of Miller Lite with a squeeze of not very fresh-tasting lime wedge. Close enough. Very cheap pale lager characteristics and lime concentrate. Limes, by the way, were added originally to hide the skunked hop profile of cheap Mexican pale lagers stored in clear bottles in tropical climates.