Miller Chill Chelada Style

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Fruit Beer
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Quite pale yellow pour with little head, not a pretty beer. The aroma is atrocious, but the flavor is not as awful. Mostly lime with just a hint of salt. It delivers what it advertises, at least, and my girlfriend loves it.

Cleanin’ out the beer fridge part 2. Thanks to my buddy Steve for leaving these in my beer fridge last year and drinking all my German beers. Well, if I am drain pouring might as well get a rating out of it. Pours clear pale gold with a thick stark white head. They make a very clean clear beer, thats for sure. Salty lime aroma, reminds me of doing tequila shots back in college. Malty corn sweet taste with that whole salt lime thing going on again. Finishes like it just disappeared, never even there. Devoid of any real beer flavor and very much a drain pour. Gluglglugglugglugglugglugglugglug.

12oz bottle. Well, a generous gift from a friend last night. I’ve wanted to try this for awhile, but never had the courage to fork over cash for it. And I’ll say that while it isn’t good, its better than miller lite by a good margin, but then I guess adding any flavoring to the black hole of flavor that is miller lite would improve it, and I happen to like lime in general. Clear pale yellow with a wispy, weak head. Corny sweetness, wet grain, and light lime in the aroma. Not as much lime as I expected. The flavor is a lot of sweet corn as well, with more sweaty off flavors than miller lite, but maybe that is the byproduct of the lime flavor, which covers the rest up but remains somewhat subtle. I was honestly expecting a lot more lime, and I think that for what this is, it’s reasonably well done. You can pretty much get the same effect with a wedge of lime in your beer, but if you’re really lazy, this could hit the spot on a hot day.

Pours pale yellow w/ a medium sized spritzy froth. Aroma of sweet lemonade. Tates like Bartles and James met Miller High Life at a skidrow hotel. The finish is semi sweet and very light. This is not a beer lovers beer.

Sampled thanks to a girl in a Miller Chill dress at Nick’s Liquor, bumf*ck, IN. Apparently she does not come with the beer, but that’s ok because I rate her about the same as beer. She asks "what do you normally drink." "CRAFT beer" I state clearly. Well lets see how well this is crafted. Miller nose that malt (not light struck, these must be fresh bottles) hint of lime and salt. Fizzy palate limey flavors that I think are not too overdone with the malt but ew that salt. Salty finish. She states, "you know you don’t have to finish it." It’s only two ounces so I do.

A lame attempt at the Mexican market... too fruity and sweet to even consider. Almost as bad as Bud Lime... haha.

Bottle. Wow...how terrible. I can’t believe that anyone thought this was a good idea.

Weird stuff. Calling this "beer" is a stretch. I’d put it in the Smirnoff Ice category. Often skunked due to green bottle. Pale yellow color with a white head. Aroma is limey and artificial. Flavor is adjunk, chemicals, lime, and salt. I actually think it’s a little better than most of the Miller crap however.