Miller Chill Chelada Style

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Fruit Beer
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Flute

Once, before a colonoscopy, I had to drink a sparkling citrus laxative to clear out the pipes. Miller Chill tastes just like that laxative. (2008)

Bottle from Suspect on Garage Sale 2011 Eve...hey, it was free. Other than stating that this "fruit beer" most likely has zero fruit content, it really wasn’t offensive. It’s certainly nothing I would purchase willingly but it was not terrible. Just very thin across the board and lacking in "beer" qualities.

A lot of lime comes through. A little thin. Not much to it at all. Wouldn’t pay for it but would have again if offered a bottle.

A: The beer pours a perfectly translucent pale yellow color with a thin layer of white head and a lot of carbonation bubbles. S: Smells awesome. Rotten corn, burning plastic, fake lime juice. A little bit of a diaper aroma in there too. Has a bit of a stale corn/tortilla chip thing going on. T: This is like a mixture of crappy limeade and light lager (which it pretty much is). Sweet fake lime flavor and a lot of sugar. The corn is quite present, but does not add anything positive to this beer. M: The body is extremely light with a very high level of carbonation. D: This is just awful. Normally I can stand a bad light lager, but the addition of lime flavoring to this just made it even worse.

Light lime flavor, more like an alcoholic 7-Up than a beer really, not disgusting, but also not a good beer.

This beer is not pleasing at all. Much rather prefer a corona with lime. This does not do the trick

This beer is cheap. That is the extent of the positives when it comes to this swill. I wish that all beers would be fine enough to consume and listen to Louis Prima while snuggled up with your best girls buttcheeks, but this does not qualify. When I drink this - i wish for many other things in a beverage such as taste and joy. With this beer - i think that they often serve this to people who are withholding government secrets and is akin to waterboarding. Should you come across a situation where this is the available beverage - do yourself a favor and just dehydrate and go buzz-less as this is far superior to drinking this elephant piss. This beer smells and tastes like foul urine strained through a sweatsock after being vomited on by a homeless person. Proceed with great caution or just run for your life.

Bouteille 355ml. De couleur dorée-jaune et claire. Nez fruité (lime), léger de grains de malt pâle avec des notes herbeuses (gazon mouillé) et des traces de maïs sucré. Mince en bouche avec un pétillement moyen et croustillant ainsi qu’une texture aqueuse. Léger-moyen goût de lime lors de l’entrée en bouche auquel se rajoute un léger goût de grains de malt pâle avec des traces de maïs sucré puis en finale l’on retrouve des notes aqueuses. Post-goût court, aux faibles notes fruitées (zest de lime).