Miller Chill Chelada Style

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Fruit Beer
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Flute

12 oz. bottle. Pours a clear pale yellow color with a large white head. The aroma is funky sweet lime and corn. The flavor is a heavy dose of lime with a corn malt foundation. This was purchased for me a s a joke so I figured I would rate it.

This has no smell, huge head, horrible lacing. Piss color like miller lite. The taste is sweet. Its a hint of lime. Better then miller lite...but still sucks.

What the hell is cheleda anyway? Food in your beer? Are we in Mexico or the united states? Obviously, I am not in the target demographic (Fat, proud, messican chick) for this product. Color is light neon green, like ghostbuster’s slime. No SAB, this is not appealing. Smells like weak limeaide and poor american pale lager mixed together. Tastes like salted watery pale american lager with watered down limeaide ledtover from sonic. Finishes like water beer. Might be better than Miller Lite since the lime does taste better than the corn they use to make Miller Lite with.

Well what can you say? It’s a beer that tastes like lime. Not a beer taste at all but a fruity limey drink for chicks. I’ll admit I had one. Not what I’m looking for out of a beer.

I was given a bottle of this and told it was just like Corona. Ouch, what an insult to Corona! The appearance and smell was that of generally most American macro lagers--pale yellow and sour smelling. There was supposed to be a hint of lime but I couldn’t tell in the smell. The taste was more of the same: sour sour sour. I could hard swallow it. It was sour and bitter and I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. If you want a Mexican-style beer, get a Mexican beer!

The last time I had something with the word "Chelada" on the bottle, I almost fuckin’ puked. And I’m no primadonna when it comes to sampling disgusting fuckin’ brews. So I was pleasantly surprised to find that this is a harmless combination of cheap American Lager with hints of salt and lime; Also known as Tequiza circa 1998. In other words it’s exactly what it claims to be. Not that that makes it great necessarily, just marginally better than anticipated since I was fearing the worst after discovering that word Chelada after getting home and there being no turning back...

UPDATED: OCT 1, 2008 These are good ice cold on a hot summer day...otherwise I wouldn’t touch them. I think Miller did this pretty well...the salt and the lime are a good flavor with the beer. Unfortunately, if it’s beer you’re looking for, this won’t suffice. It is what it is.

Ugh, this stuff is nasty. I must have gotten a hold of an expired batch or soemthing, because this stuff tasted really skunky-funky. I just wanted this beer to be over, I didn’t enjoy it at all.