Miller Chill Chelada Style

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Fruit Beer
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Flute

Overall, not bad for a cheap, light, flavored beer! My buddies claim "I could piss in a cup and it would taste better." 9 out of 10 surrounding us would also prefer his piss.

Pours a yellow gold, bright as bright - no surprises there - with a big artificial fluff formation atop that holds on, white as white, to lace nothing at all. It burps an eggy fart, sweaty sock, which quickly subsides to notes of mild, candied pear and processed lime juice. Very fresh flavoured, as lime is - though a bloody expensive addition to a beer, I’d say most is lemon citric acid. The lime-ish notes are dominant, though a doughy, double-cream flavour and feel sneaks on in. It is very, very light bodied to the point of watery though it is mineral-like, soapy and salty as it warms. Just plain, um, well, not beer at all really!!! (35,5cL, 21/02/08, the Beer Store Morley)

Bottle. Some lime notes, a Sprite with too much water. It’s not undrinkable but it isn’t much of a beer.

Has a bit of lime in the nose that isn’t altogether unpleasant. Pours a nice light pillsner colour. tastes like shit. oh well.

I give this a 2 for appearance as the thick, bright white head does last a long time. Otherwise it looks like any other light beer. Nose is of salt (blech!). No real lime detected. Tastes like sweat! Very little lime flavor. Heavy salt, though. This is really, really terrible! I see a lot of hispanics drinking this at the festival garibaldi and Mexican rodeos that are held at State Fair Park here in Milwaukee. I finally had to try one. It sucks!

Recieved a free bottle when I purchased a new chain steering wheel for my low-rider. Drank from the bottle for the full effect. What bothers me most about these macro-swills has to be the carbonation. I can barely get through half of one of these before I have to belch for five straight minutes to clear the air. Strange drink, lime and corn combined into the water-thin body. Hops have been omitted entirely. Light malty finish that is characterized by a misplaced a magarita flair. A punishment to drink but not not as bad as it could have been - interesting from a Novelty Beer point-of-view.

Worst beer ever. Tastes like a cat took a piss in my mouth, and then I had to wash it down with diesel fuel.

I drank this from the bottle, so I can’t comment too much on the aroma or the color. Overall it was difficult to taste the lime, I really only tasted from the aftertaste. It was probably better than a miller lite, but definitely not great.