Miller Chill Chelada Style

Are they serious? These people have to be joking, right? There’s no way this is actually on the market, verdad? Ha. And I’m the one that actually took a sip of it. I can seriously imagine chasing tequila with this stuff, though.

First whiff is of public beach bathroom, heavy on urinal. This isn’t looking good. Interesting, taste(?). Some kind of cough drop lemony-lime flavor on top of carbonated pee-water. Stinker almost on level with Anheuser World Select.

You know, I kinda like Corona w/ a lime and salt on the rim. It takes an average to foul beer and makes it somewhat drinkable. Never gonna be an everyday thing for me but sometimes it’s OK. This, on the other hand, is useless. I will admit that it does a reasonable job of replicating the original beverage--right down to that Corona skunk--but honestly, w/o the fresh lime and actual grains of salt, it looses all its charm.

Back in the day, Miller was always my favorite of the BMC’s. That, along with the fact that I enjoyed a Tecate with lime, made me think this might be halfway decent. WRONG!! I don’t know what the flavor was in this, but it wasn’t lime, unless it was lime flavored soap. Not only did it not enhance the flavor, it basically ruined the entire beer. Nose, flavor and palate were all this fruity-soapy mix, that never got better. I had to pour the bottle dwon the drain at mid-glass. Probably one of the ten worst beers I’ve ever had.

Thanks to maniac for saving me form actually having to spend money on this. Pale fizzy yellow. Aroma is that of Miller Lite, faint corniness with a hint of salt added in. Flavor has lime candy as it warms, corn, and some salt. Not good. It lost a point from my original rating because when I went back and took my last swallow, I got a bad tequila shot shiver from the beer.

Bottle: Fairly dark yellow with a large white lagereque head. Nose is somewhat inviting if you’re into lime spritzers. Taste is about what I’d expected - Highly carbonated lemon lime soda mixed with salt and dirty malts. I’d be happy to never see/smell/drink this ever again.

Date: 06/21/2007
Mode: Bottle
Source: Tasting, Pre-RBSG

clear pale yellow, frothy white head, drippy lace, light sweet malt aroma with strong key lime pie character, sweet lime flavor, very clean, nice lime soda but not beer

Aroma: 4/10; Appearance: 5/10; Flavor: 4/10; Palate: 5/10; Overall: 8/20
Rating: 2.2/5.0
Drinkability: 6/10
Score: *+/4

Uh... this has a pale yellow colour. White head that is like pop fizz. Aroma of some kind of Lime and adjuncts. The flavour of the beer is nothing. The lime flavour disipates very quickly. Plate of water.