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RATINGS: 372   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.18/5   EST. CALORIES: 90   ABV: 3%
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   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
blankboy (6787) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAR 19, 2009
Bottle (12oz) shared with HogTownHarry, garthicus, GregClow, jerc & mabel -- c/o swoopjones. Pours a very pale yellow-gold (almost green) with a spare diminishing white head. Aroma: Whoa! Rancid garbage with vegetables and grain -- awful! Flavour: Watery and almost flavourless, what is there sucks. Grainy vegetal finish. Light bodied. Total garbage.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
3Faveryrogue (181) - Aslip, Illinois, USA - MAR 19, 2009
This is crap. Fizzy beer-like water. No taste. Frederick Miller is rolling in his grave. I think heís dead. Or is he just a fictional character, like the Marlboro man? Either way, this goes great with breakfast, and could probably sneak one with lunch. If your boss asks you if you had a beer, you wonít be lying when you say no. And when you actually care about the calories in your beer, you have a serious alcohol problem. Call AA and Jenny Craig.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
morrdt (715) - Dirty Moí, North Carolina, USA - MAR 18, 2009
12 oz. single bottle from Total wine here in Jacksonville. They werenít even going to sell me a single bottle - but then I pointed out that you are going to make me pay for a fuckiní six pack to taste this so called beer? Manager agreed, got the beer single for 99 cents. Pale gold color with no head, aroma is light corn, taste is all water and nothing to specific. I donít know why you would ever waste your time drinking this horse piss. Terrible beer, stay far far far away from this.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 6/20
markwise (4898) - North of Tampa, Florida, USA - MAR 16, 2009
Wow. Had some left over after having macro-loving friends over (I have to say that I spent NO money on this). Pours crystal clear yellow with bone white head. Nose is corn and maybe a hop or two. Flavor is all fizz, there really is nothing to it. Itís like yellow seltzer water. My drain even burped when I poured it down...

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
bigrond (1499) - factoryville, Pennsylvania, USA - MAR 13, 2009
3%???? Why not drink water? This is barely beer. Iím not usre why this was even considered to be made in the first place. Iím not even sure a girl would drink this.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 9/20
jcwattsrugger (11670) - Florida and, New Jersey, USA - MAR 12, 2009
12oz bottle-pours a dissipating white head and pale yellow color. Aroma is chemical, corn/sweet grain. Taste is seltzer-like carbonation, then some grain/cardboard, spice hops. A lawn mower beer. Drinkable if you want a little beer with your carbonated water. Thanks to Joe-jwc215 for picking this out.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
lb4lb (2580) - Austin, Texas, USA - MAR 10, 2009
Pours clear yellow with no lasting head. Smell is light, light, light, with some corn like malt. Taste is very watery with minimal ingredients or flavor. Some light corn maltiness with a thin body and crisp carbonation. Perfect to keep the buzz going, and very refreshing. I prefer this over most pale lagers.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 4/20
hopscotch (10265) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - MAR 9, 2009
BottleÖ Clear straw-colored lager with a small, fragile, white head. Very reserved, grainy, buttery aroma. Seltzer-water mouthfeel and flavor. Perfectly balanced. Minerally and bland. Crisp, clean finish. I canít really knock it, because it doesnít really taste bad at allÖ it doesnít really taste at all.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 6/20
Aurelius (4781) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAR 7, 2009
Clear bottle, clear pale yellow, minimal label, twist-off cap earns this a big uno for appearance. Stinky parched corn aroma. Flavor is the same - dry, minimally bittered, fizzy. Musky aftertaste which is mercifully short. Overall, just fizz. Iíd never buy this, and only drink it if it was the last thing in the cooler under a sweltering sung. Maybe if I was on a fishing boat with nothing else.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
Heathen (1500) - Wilmington, Delaware, USA - MAR 3, 2009
THOUGHTS: Youíve heard of barley wines, well this is barely beer. It was sort of like seltzer water with a shot or two of beer. No flavor at all when very cold. The most flavor you get from this is equivalent to what you normally get from a regular light beer burp. Plus the name makes me think of my old Nintendo 64, not beer. TECHNICAL: Bottle. Poured a very light, clear yellow with a small, white head that mostly diminished and left fair lacing. The aroma was not awful, just barely there. There was light grain, very light grassy hops and corked corn. The initial flavor was very lightly sweet; while the finish was very lightly bitter with a short duration. There was water and seltzer; and hints of malt, honey and hops. The light body was watery with very fizzy carbonation and a finish like seltzer water.

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