Dacrza (525) - Great Meadows, New Jersey, USA - MAR 1, 2009
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Ah, a new classic... mega-bubbly, thinly yellow body that reminds me of liquid corn... head dissolves to soapsuds almost immediately... malty, almost with the sweetness of malt liquor--lacking in substance... thin, fuzzy palate... approximates water in its consistency--drinkable, yes.... watery cornflake and thinning malt leaves the tastebudswanting of flavor... MGD brags of its 64 calories--and rightfully so--but that would be the ONLY benefit to fisting this thin, whistle-wetting too-easy-drinking lawn mower companion... this review could be subttitled "Ballad of a Thin Beer," in honor of Bob....
TheAlum (5833) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - MAR 1, 2009
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
23 oz draft at BW3 (Frankfort, Il). Drank just to try, strictly. Pours a transparent yellow with a decent lacing white head, surprisingly. Aromas are light, grainy and adjunct and faint. Initial is watery, faint, light adjuncty grain and subtle. The best description for this on tap is water. Not really bad, no skunk or off taste, but water. Debatable that this is a beer sometimes.
carruthm (1401) - Seattle, Washington, USA - FEB 27, 2009
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
super pale, no head. taste of corn and water. But its so watered down that it is at least inoffensive. I mean, you cannot rag on water, right?
nefarious (220) - Waterford, Michigan, USA - FEB 27, 2009
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Typical macro......yellow, fizzy, corn and light.....this has to be the most watered down beer I have ever had. this is close to the O’duols. Wow....power drinking. This will be fun just to see how many I can drink!
MaltDawg (1344) - Richmond, Virginia, USA - FEB 25, 2009
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Clear 12 oz bottle with twist off cap courtesy of Maniac :) Light grainy sweetness in aroma. Brilliant clear light straw with small rocky white head and very high carbonation. Very light sweet toasty grainyness with a very clean dry finish. Fizzy mouthfeel with slight carbonic bite. No hint of corn is a plus. Carbonic papery mouthfeel is a minus. Kinda like drinking soda water.
DrnkMcDermott (2810) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - FEB 22, 2009
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: FEB 23, 2009 12 oz. bottle. Coincidentally, rating #1640. Okay, so my local Jewel has a "mix-a-sixer" rack, but it’s usually megabrews, alcopops and Zima. But some one must have broken a case of SNPA, because now I could slip two bottles in with the four pale megabrews I haven’t rated. Tick whore’s delight for under $6!
So, this is ghostly pale in the clear bottle. Pour looks just the same, teeny-tiny head, Smells of bile and corn syrup, really. Maybe that’s why people loose weight drinking it. Taste: Geez! This is a HOMEOPATHIC version of beer! It’s like soda water with a tiny dilution of malt liquor. So little taste, I can’t even say it tastes bad. 64 calories? So what, I feel even more bloated by all the gas in it.
HogTownHarry (6126) - Toronto (Harbourfront), Ontario, CANADA - FEB 19, 2009
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle (12oz). Shared by blankboy with me, garthicus, gregclow, jerc and mabel. pale yellow (almost clear) - flat-looking, pretty much no head. Ugly, ugly aroma - ass, burnt diapers, plastic, weeds - bleagh. Tastes the same - a hint of apple cores and paper. Watery, harsh - oh fuck, why bother - it SUCKS.
garthicus (2693) - Dublin, IRELAND - FEB 19, 2009
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: FEB 20, 2009 Thanks to GregClow, courtesy of Swoopjones... let me start out by saying you are both c**ts. Appearance: Light straw yellow, I’m scared already. Flavour: Dishwater. Also, thanks to Blankboy, you’re a c*nt too for this..
I.C.suds (189) - Da U.P. eh?, Michigan, USA - FEB 14, 2009
4.9 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 19/20
AWESOME in a 160 degree sauna. You can drink these all day in there. No other beer can do this. Beer sweats out before it hits the belly. 64 calories means your naked wife still has her figure and you can eat fig newtons.
Rciesla (5499) - Exit 15W, New Jersey, USA - FEB 13, 2009
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wow could it be the worst beer ever. Pale straw body, skunky with an extremely watered down low alcohol beer, its dam close.