0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20WOW!!! i had one of these today at my parents. Nasty notes of cardboard and wet dog. The nose was of moldy cardboard and the crappy cereal your Grandmother eats just vile. I gotta get my Pop some good beer ASAP.
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Ted Nugent told me to drink this - but I’ll try to avoid this in the future if at all possible.
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Aroma of hay, color of piss. Tastes pretty much like a watery malt bomb. Could use a little balance. ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Very dull pale lager, sweet "malty" taste with no hops at all. Smooth indeed.
3.1 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
330ml bottle @ Crown Rivers JDW Hearhrow. Light golden amber, no head. Light flowery corn aroma. Sweet vanilla corn flavour. dry aftertaste. Not as bad as I expected.
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
12 oz bottle. Yellow, pale and clear appearance. The aroma is crisp and clean with toasted grains, lager and light rice. Light to medium body. Not awful.
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Flaske fra butikken. Urinfarget, hvit skumtopp. Vann , sitrus, gress ,malt. Fint lite annet. Smakløst og kjedelig. Like greit å styre unna. Typisk sydenøl
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
355 ml. bottle. Pours a clear yellow, head is rather thin. Aroma is of malt grain and light hints of fruit. Taste is of corn and malt bitterness. Pretty watered down. Aftertaste is of strong corn. Strong notes of malt on the palate. This is more of a backyard BBQ summer beer. I can’t believe I actually thought this was good beer in highschool, what was I thinking? Typical macro-American lager. Not terrible, certainly not great.
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
A clear 0.33l bottle. This is a crystal clear pale golden one with a small bubbly quickly sidesticking white top. Smells kinda sweet and I don’t the good old boiled vegetables. Not as horrible as I was expecting to be honest. Must be a fresh bottle. It’s almost lively, well at least above average on the carbonation and the mouthfeel is really thin and watery. Not surprisingly there is not even a trace of hoppy bitterness in this. It tastes a bit more like I was expecting. Corn and malt sweet with lots of grains. Why do people drink this, and why do they drink this more than once? It’s just not any good! 13.04.2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Rigtig lyst øl med skum som forsvinner raskt. Litt søt og sitrusaktig smak. Supermarked.
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
The Aroma of the beer is that sweet undercover morning sex you get on your first day back from a long trip away from home, while the appearance sits as a beautiful Asian woman untouched by the foul hands of Hentai squid tentacles. The taste is a simple reminder of a better time when your wife actually listened to you before you started drinking so much and gave you the head you deserve after not showering for 3 days right after she made you pork chops and a baked potato. It sits on your palate like a nice warm spit from a horse in the summer or if you prefer cold beer a nice rim job that you gave to a snowman. Over all drinking this is the best decision you could make, just like banging your neighbours daughter, Don’t worry she won’t tell dad.
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