adnielsen (10199) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - NOV 16, 2010
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Tasted in a 12 oz bottle at the Black Sheep in Colorado Springs, CO. Incredibly light, translucent Pale Lager appearance. Skunky Pale Lage aroma. Very light body with not much flavor other than bitterness and skunkiness.
Dogbrick (10001) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - APR 19, 2003
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tried some from a pitcher at the Pirate's Adventure in Orlando. Keeping my streak alive of not paying for a beer I am positive I won't like. Fizzy yellow crap, and I would rather eat belly button lint than pay for something like this.
Meilby (9999) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - AUG 8, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Draught @ Blue Line Pizza, Mountain View, CA
Pours clear golden with a white head. Aroma has notes of malt, corn and hint of citrus/lime. Taste is light sweet and no bitterness. Body is light, texture is thin, carbonation is soft.
crossovert (9978) - Illinois, USA - FEB 8, 2011
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This one is primarily found in cans. It isn’t the worst macro but it is for sure on the lowest rung. It is a corny, mineral watery mess.
shrubber85 (9454) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - JUN 4, 2004
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JUL 4, 2007 Sour malt aroma. Pale yellow color with small head. Sour light malt and hops. "Champagne of beers" refers more to the carbonation level than to the quality. It’s more carbonated than Perrier.
GT2 (9412) - Oceanside, California, USA - AUG 6, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
355 mL. Pours a light yellow with a thin, one-finger, white head that dissolves to nothing. Aroma of corn, Special K, skunky malt. Taste is fairly alcoholic as it warms sort of like cheap, boxed, carbonated white wine (literally like a champagne of beers). Sort of gives an instant headache from its terribleness. Surprisingly bad after having a night of Yuengling and Bud Light. It sort of goes out of the way to show how piss poor beer can really be.
gnoff (9191) - Mölndal, SWEDEN - APR 27, 2011
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bottle at Ace of Spades venue in Sacramento, CA, on April 23, 2011. Before the Amon Amarth show.
Clear pale yellow color, small white head. Sweet malty taste, I’m looking for DMS out of predjudism, but I don’t ind it. Moussy mouthfeel, low bitterness. Sweet sugary scent. Not too bad.
DrSilverworm (9089) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JAN 9, 2013
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
12oz can, best by 12/31/12. Oh my god, this can has got to be compromised. Smells right away like old spilt pale lager and vomit. Tastes acidic and awful. Made me shudder, in a bad way. Actually makes me nauseous. Clear pale yellow color. Big white head. Kind of smooth, lighter carbonation. Light body. Dry texture. Looks and feels not bad, but the taste is an atrocity. Offensively bad. Drain po’ fo’ sho’
JoeMcPhee (9004) - Toronto, ON, Ontario, CANADA - FEB 6, 2009
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
24 oz can drunk on the train on the way home from a very long day at work. Tastes like cold, wet, fizzy water. Sweetish with almost no bitterness or hop flavour at all. What can I say... it tastes exactly like you’d imagine it tastes... which is to say nothing at all.
deyholla (8864) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - JUN 30, 2012
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Tap at the regional US Air Guitar Championship. Poured a clear pale yellowish gold with a large white head that dissipates quickly to the edges. Aroma has a food amount of sweet corn and grains with no discernible hop character. Flavor was similar with sweet corn and grains and not much else.