DocLock (7182) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 5, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
I detect microscopic flavor. Otherwise, this is bland and non-interesting.
CaptainCougar (7129) - Columbia, Maryland, USA - DEC 15, 2007
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
16oz can: Pours a bright clear effervescent golden with a wispy-lacing covering of white head. Lightly grainy malt and rice aroma has some noble hoppiness to it. Body starts thin and fizzy with a hint of sweetness, some grainy texture and a hint of earthy tartness toward a thin mostly watery finish. Drinkable and bland, but not all that offensive.
Drake (7123) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - AUG 12, 2009
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Oh yeah. Forty. Pours an absolutely crystal clear pale golden color with a large frothy head. Poor head retention and lacing. Thankfully no skunk despite the clear bottle. Aroma of grass, dirty grains and corn. Taste is corn and a big grassy finish Some faint malty notes, but mostly just corn. Watery. Thin.
gnoff (7030) - Mölndal, SWEDEN - APR 27, 2011
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bottle at Ace of Spades venue in Sacramento, CA, on April 23, 2011. Before the Amon Amarth show.
Clear pale yellow color, small white head. Sweet malty taste, I’m looking for DMS out of predjudism, but I don’t ind it. Moussy mouthfeel, low bitterness. Sweet sugary scent. Not too bad.
GT2 (6980) - Riverside, California, USA - AUG 6, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
355 mL. Pours a light yellow with a thin, one-finger, white head that dissolves to nothing. Aroma of corn, Special K, skunky malt. Taste is fairly alcoholic as it warms sort of like cheap, boxed, carbonated white wine (literally like a champagne of beers). Sort of gives an instant headache from its terribleness. Surprisingly bad after having a night of Yuengling and Bud Light. It sort of goes out of the way to show how piss poor beer can really be.
Ughsmash (6909) - Pewaukee, Wisconsin, USA - JUN 30, 2009
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Canned. Poured healthy, bright golden with a rather nice synthetic cap of white head. The aroma picked up a pinch of lemon zest and grassy notes over pale malts and some honey.. dry cardboard-ish notes on the back of the nose. The flavor had dry pale malts at the core, accented by crisp lemon and grassy bitterness.. grainy, especially on the back-end. Light-bodied and watery at times on the palate.. overall, crisp and refreshing, though.. supremely non-offensive.
Dogbrick (6824) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - APR 19, 2003
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tried some from a pitcher at the Pirate's Adventure in Orlando. Keeping my streak alive of not paying for a beer I am positive I won't like. Fizzy yellow crap, and I would rather eat belly button lint than pay for something like this.
shrubber85 (6505) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - JUN 4, 2004
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JUL 4, 2007 Sour malt aroma. Pale yellow color with small head. Sour light malt and hops. "Champagne of beers" refers more to the carbonation level than to the quality. It’s more carbonated than Perrier.
Radek Kliber (6287) - Toronto (Can) Krotoszyn (Pol), POLAND - MAR 4, 2005
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
I hate to describe initial aroma of this beer as of an aroma of sweated shirt, wet blanket but id does smell like it so here we go. With time the foul smell goes away leaving us with crude sweet canned corn. Pale gold, small white head. Medium bodied for pale lager, not as harsh as some. Light bitter character with sweet malts. Short finish with alcohol on end. Average for mass produced American Lager.
Cletus (6250) - Connecticut, USA - MAY 12, 2009
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Pours yellow with a thin white head. Smells of apple, corn, skunky. Tastes swet and watery with a peppery splash on the finish.