daknole (10828) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - MAR 15, 2008
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Come on, this isn’t beer. The only way to drink this is to bring it to the point of almost being frozen and then you will need to be as thirsty as you have ever been. NASTY.
Meilby (10774) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - AUG 8, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Draught @ Blue Line Pizza, Mountain View, CA
Pours clear golden with a white head. Aroma has notes of malt, corn and hint of citrus/lime. Taste is light sweet and no bitterness. Body is light, texture is thin, carbonation is soft.
hopscotch (10532) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - DEC 24, 2002
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: JUN 15, 2006 Soapy aroma with very slight floral notes and a big canned-corn aroma. Not altogether pleasant.
Crystal clear light yellow hue. Small, creamy white head. Mostly diminishing with so-so lacing.
The flavor is of seltzer water with just a touch of hop extract and corn... Ok, Ok, I tried to rate this beer seriously. I give up! It’s just another rice/corn laden American standard beer. If you must drink it, do so ICE COLD in a frosty mug so you don’t actually have to taste it. Drink it in the parking lot before a football game in the freezing cold.
adnielsen (10427) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - NOV 16, 2010
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Tasted in a 12 oz bottle at the Black Sheep in Colorado Springs, CO. Incredibly light, translucent Pale Lager appearance. Skunky Pale Lage aroma. Very light body with not much flavor other than bitterness and skunkiness.
faroeviking (10284) - FAROE ISLANDS - JUL 2, 2007
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
I dont really feel like rating it like I rate REAL beer, but I must say this beer sure has gotten me so many memories. Golden colour, aroma of grains and some malt, thin maltish and grainy flavour. Cheap and drinkable when washed down well cooled. The most hilarious about it is the slogan: "The Champagne of beers"! Great joke!.
shrubber85 (10243) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - JUN 4, 2004
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JUL 4, 2007 Sour malt aroma. Pale yellow color with small head. Sour light malt and hops. "Champagne of beers" refers more to the carbonation level than to the quality. It’s more carbonated than Perrier.
GT (9933) - Oceanside, California, USA - AUG 6, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
355 mL. Pours a light yellow with a thin, one-finger, white head that dissolves to nothing. Aroma of corn, Special K, skunky malt. Taste is fairly alcoholic as it warms sort of like cheap, boxed, carbonated white wine (literally like a champagne of beers). Sort of gives an instant headache from its terribleness. Surprisingly bad after having a night of Yuengling and Bud Light. It sort of goes out of the way to show how piss poor beer can really be.
deyholla (9812) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - JUN 30, 2012
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Tap at the regional US Air Guitar Championship. Poured a clear pale yellowish gold with a large white head that dissipates quickly to the edges. Aroma has a food amount of sweet corn and grains with no discernible hop character. Flavor was similar with sweet corn and grains and not much else.
DrSilverworm (9672) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JAN 9, 2013
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
12oz can, best by 12/31/12. Oh my god, this can has got to be compromised. Smells right away like old spilt pale lager and vomit. Tastes acidic and awful. Made me shudder, in a bad way. Actually makes me nauseous. Clear pale yellow color. Big white head. Kind of smooth, lighter carbonation. Light body. Dry texture. Looks and feels not bad, but the taste is an atrocity. Offensively bad. Drain po’ fo’ sho’
DocLock (9500) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 5, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
I detect microscopic flavor. Otherwise, this is bland and non-interesting.