Beerhunter111 (9419) - Hasborn, GERMANY - MAR 15, 2014
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Ins Glas ergießt sich ein hell goldgelbes Bier mit geringer Schaumkrone. Geruch ganz leicht malzig, getreidig. Geschmack sehr wässrig, minimal malzig, getreidig, ganz leicht herb.
GT2 (9132) - San Diego County, California, USA - AUG 6, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
355 mL. Pours a light yellow with a thin, one-finger, white head that dissolves to nothing. Aroma of corn, Special K, skunky malt. Taste is fairly alcoholic as it warms sort of like cheap, boxed, carbonated white wine (literally like a champagne of beers). Sort of gives an instant headache from its terribleness. Surprisingly bad after having a night of Yuengling and Bud Light. It sort of goes out of the way to show how piss poor beer can really be.
Dogbrick (9085) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - APR 19, 2003
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tried some from a pitcher at the Pirate's Adventure in Orlando. Keeping my streak alive of not paying for a beer I am positive I won't like. Fizzy yellow crap, and I would rather eat belly button lint than pay for something like this.
JoeMcPhee (8788) - Toronto, ON, Ontario, CANADA - FEB 6, 2009
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
24 oz can drunk on the train on the way home from a very long day at work. Tastes like cold, wet, fizzy water. Sweetish with almost no bitterness or hop flavour at all. What can I say... it tastes exactly like you’d imagine it tastes... which is to say nothing at all.
Meilby (8590) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - AUG 8, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Draught @ Blue Line Pizza, Mountain View, CA
Pours clear golden with a white head. Aroma has notes of malt, corn and hint of citrus/lime. Taste is light sweet and no bitterness. Body is light, texture is thin, carbonation is soft.
crossovert (8585) - Illinois, USA - FEB 8, 2011
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This one is primarily found in cans. It isn’t the worst macro but it is for sure on the lowest rung. It is a corny, mineral watery mess.
shrubber85 (8472) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - JUN 4, 2004
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JUL 4, 2007 Sour malt aroma. Pale yellow color with small head. Sour light malt and hops. "Champagne of beers" refers more to the carbonation level than to the quality. It’s more carbonated than Perrier.
MartinT (8328) - Montreal, Quebec, CANADA - JUL 21, 2002
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Millions of little bubbles relentlessly attack the palate with metallic swords...Awful...
DocLock (8311) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 5, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
I detect microscopic flavor. Otherwise, this is bland and non-interesting.
gnoff (8139) - Mölndal, SWEDEN - APR 27, 2011
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bottle at Ace of Spades venue in Sacramento, CA, on April 23, 2011. Before the Amon Amarth show.
Clear pale yellow color, small white head. Sweet malty taste, I’m looking for DMS out of predjudism, but I don’t ind it. Moussy mouthfeel, low bitterness. Sweet sugary scent. Not too bad.