Miller Lite

How do you rate a "lite" pale lager (by the way, was this word created ’specially for Miller?) like this? There’s nothing to it, but perhaps that’s the pinch? Like watching a bad magician, or some crappy bar band in the middle of nowhere. You kinda expect it to be bad right? Well, if you consider this a "lite" beer, then Miller has hit a home run.

Drank while watching the Lakers vs. Magic game and suprised to see I haven’t rated it yet. The beer poured out a light yellow color, clear, medium carbonation present and a 2" foamy white head. The head seemed alsmost like cotton candy, just not much there. Aroma was...nothing. Zip. Nada. Smelled like air. Flavor was light corn/cereal and not much else. Not much else to it really.

The ultimate in light beer. Goes with anything, anywhere, anytime! Very commericail, watery, non filling, light in taste and color. Can you say beer pong?

Pours a light golden color with a white head. Aroma is malt, water and not much else. Flavor is slightly sweet, lots of carbonation, water and not much else. I guess this is refreshing on a hot day, but it’s so bland and forgettable that I really don’t get the point. Still not a bad or offensive beer, just not that great.

Can. Absolutely nothing to this beer. This is the same score I feel I would give to a glass of tap water. Nothing at all to it, but not offensive in any way either. Re-rated higher, because there are very definitely worse beers out there. Just nothing.

This is one of the worst American macro lagers, and that’s saying a lot, because that means it is one of the worst of the worst.

Keg at a party. People were very excited that they had a keg at the party. I, on the other hand, knew better. With a feeling of great foreboding in my stomach, I sought out this so-called ’beer’ dispenser and filled a cup. Aroma is nonexistant as far as I can tell, and it looks like the urine of somebody who is only about 1/3 of the way to dehydration with flagrant soap scum-like head floating brazenly on the top. Despite my vast amounts of (at the time) sober better judgment, I took a quick swig of the offending liquid. It seems somebody at Miller has a sense of humor. As far as I can tell, they have taken a bunch of dirty dish water from their kitchen, mushed up a goodly amount of corn chex into it and then put that into a blender. Perhaps they added a little dish soap to get the head. Whatever they did to this liquid, I think it’s a misuse of water. In the end, I sought out an actual beer in the fridge, which I had stocked there in the eventuality of just such an occurrence. As I sipped at my own delicious beverage, I watched people coming and going, filling various unfortunate vessels with this abominable fluid dreck. Those poor bastards, they didn’t even realize what they’re missing. I weep for my fellow man, that he may never enjoy the deliciousness of excellent beer, and may be forced for all eternity to swill this bilge-water detritus.

Cheap beer. Buy it for parties where no one really cares about the quality. It’s brewed in my hometown and I can’t say much more positives about this "beer".

Sampled from a 12 oz can this beer poured a yellow color with a huge white head. The aroma was sour, corny, vegetal and off. The flavor was tangy, sour, dry and disgustingly off. The finish was short, tangy and foul. Awful!