Miller Lite

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Keg at a party. People were very excited that they had a keg at the party. I, on the other hand, knew better. With a feeling of great foreboding in my stomach, I sought out this so-called ’beer’ dispenser and filled a cup. Aroma is nonexistant as far as I can tell, and it looks like the urine of somebody who is only about 1/3 of the way to dehydration with flagrant soap scum-like head floating brazenly on the top. Despite my vast amounts of (at the time) sober better judgment, I took a quick swig of the offending liquid. It seems somebody at Miller has a sense of humor. As far as I can tell, they have taken a bunch of dirty dish water from their kitchen, mushed up a goodly amount of corn chex into it and then put that into a blender. Perhaps they added a little dish soap to get the head. Whatever they did to this liquid, I think it’s a misuse of water. In the end, I sought out an actual beer in the fridge, which I had stocked there in the eventuality of just such an occurrence. As I sipped at my own delicious beverage, I watched people coming and going, filling various unfortunate vessels with this abominable fluid dreck. Those poor bastards, they didn’t even realize what they’re missing. I weep for my fellow man, that he may never enjoy the deliciousness of excellent beer, and may be forced for all eternity to swill this bilge-water detritus.

Cheap beer. Buy it for parties where no one really cares about the quality. It’s brewed in my hometown and I can’t say much more positives about this "beer".

Sampled from a 12 oz can this beer poured a yellow color with a huge white head. The aroma was sour, corny, vegetal and off. The flavor was tangy, sour, dry and disgustingly off. The finish was short, tangy and foul. Awful!

Very pale in color as to be expected. Pours to a medium white head. has little taste and leaves no impression going down. I drank this to be polite as a guest, but would never buy it on my own.

2 of 6 in the Pale lager vertical, trying to clean out the fridge of crap. Light gold pour with a frothy white head. Musty corn malt aroma and a touch of those triple hops. Taste is corn sweetness, musty and some hints of hops. I’ve never liked this.

Wait a second- this looks like water, tastes like water, feels like water, but smells like dirty water. You’re saying this is beer? I’m saying this is bullshit.

The best beer i have ever had. Hands down. Ok, this beer sucks!!!!!!!�

Did you know that Miller hops there beer three times throughout the brewing process? I did and can say it did not matter. Not a good beer but has its purpose when its time to play some beer pong. Make some cups and drink this stuff