Miller Lite

Miller could of done better, but they insist on continuing to brew this spunk. Take it off the shelves now.......

At least it’s not Stroh’s. Seriously, this is one step above warm piss, and one step below cold piss. Being advertised as having a "taste lock can" requires an actual taste, of which there is none, other than the stomach acid produced while consuming. Pure crap at best, the only benefit is that it has alcohol, but not nearly enough for me to choke it down. Admitting to drinking this on the regular should be accompanied by a swift kick in the junk.

water, malted barley, and hops. 3 ingredients required to classify a beer. Congratulations Miller Brewing Co. Appearance of a dehydrated man’s urine and smells a bit skunky. Taste is not terrible for an American Light,. but that’s nothing to brag about. Beer brewed for the effects of alcohol and not for much else.

The smell is like you just finished washing some dirty clothes, the color you cannot see, for it is hidden behind the blue label, which is pretty... this rating is verbatim from my lovely wife’s comments, and so... here is her rating, sorry guys. This is the only beer my wife drinks and she made me post this. Cheers?

So, I went to a party and I put a few Murphy’s Stouts in the fridge with the confidence that it would be only good beer for the party. And it was. When I had finished my beer, I was forced to scavenge. There was nothing left but Miller Lite...and I thought I’d take the plunge. Of course the results are predictable. This is a light beer. Nothing else really needs to be said. The color is light...the aroma is light...the taste (what there is of it) is light, or rather "lite." In fact, this is a beer that nearly doesn’t exist. The color is a very pale gold, kind of like a glass of mountain dew that has been diluted by melted ice. The head is slight and white. The aroma, again, is very light but I can detect some hops (waaaaaay off in the distance). Maybe a few were lying in the corner and they decided to sprinkle them in the vat. The taste is extremely distant, very crisp with little to no aftertaste. The one good thing I can say about this beer is that it is a good one for drinking a lot of if you like it, which I don’t. Never again...never again.

Apparently this beer is triple hopped. Apparently this is uncommon, because it’s a big deal for Miller Lite to do this.

Clear pale gold, headless. Actually aromaless, too. First impression of the flavor is a thin but decent pale lager, lightly sweet malt profile. The tongue becomes acclimated to this and it becomes not terribly distinguishable from seltzer water. Nothing objectionable, just insipid. Decidedly thin body, spritzy mouthfeel.

12 oz. Bottle. Pale color, minimal flavor and smell. Very watered down. Drink it only if you are on a budget or trying to watch your weight. :-)