Miller Lite

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO

You can’t run from the past! I would never touch it again, but im sure everyone in america who has had a beer in their life has at least tried a Miller Lite. Pours a clear golden colour with a medium head. Grainy and grassy on the palate.

As far as domestic mass produced beer goes this is one of my favorites, or maybe it’s just always on sale. I’m not sure, but I prefer it to the Bud Light my friends buy.

this is pretty much everything i could hope for in a domestic lager. sunshiney transparent yellow gel-cap lens floods the lamp light through to the table beneath. jet streams of carbonation flood and swirl in a summertime ascension through the glass. a huge rice flavor here. big lager refreshment. i hope to have sweated closets full of t-shirts by the time i get to this beer. the majority of my best backgammon has been played over this beer. long nights in the scott family backyard near campfires and pitchers upon pitchers of this stuff after great horror movies. the almost absent aftertaste of miller lite pulls the glass to my mouth to taste again, and again, and again that big cold lager jacuzzi that swirls up the face of every beer loving friend i know. i drink this beer every chance i get. hands down: my favorite "domestic" american lager.

Draught. Thin adjunct odour. Pale yellow with thin fast dissipating white head. Water flavour with a tiny bit of malt. No finish. This is another malt beverage for people who want to sit at the bar but don’t like beer.

Very pale yellow with a thick white head and a fair amount of lace. Almost non-existant aroma - Bitter and Slightly hoppy. Basically water however a little maltiness is detectable on the tongue. Very light and smooth. Not horrible for light macro

boil green candy ships. Snorting hot barnicles. A meat-spinning lemon party.

I,M A TURD MOOSE AND MY ANTLERS ARE SHITE!!!!!!!�