Miller Lite

This is my favorite light beer. I really only like to drink it if I am going out to get fucked up.

Really not much to this beer, but who honestly expects there to be? For what it tries to be, ML is fairly decent at a nice price. Best of the "big 3" lights, in my opinion.

One of the worst beers on earth. I’d rather drink Mickeys or Old English. Water goes down better. The only thing saving this is it has alcohol in it.

Well, how the fuck is this even beer? How does this have a massive following? I’m completely lost. 1 dollar a pint is very convincing though. I joined this party for a night.

Nothing special to say about this beer except if you are on a diet and want to drink beer, this is your beer at only 96 calories. Expect to go to the bathroom often!

Can. Maybe it would be better on tap. I kid, I kid. Aroma didn’t make me want to vomit, so it gets a 2, although it was a bit odd. All beer is somewhat pretty, so gets a 2 there also. I can drink it, so it gets a 2 overall. Way too carbonated. Yay.

12oz bottle: given to me from a friend, he is no longer a friend. pours golden yellow with white head. aroma has a trace of malt. flavor is like carbonated water but with a hint of malt. overall this could be one of the more drinkable pale lagers with nothing that stands out that i dont like but then again nothing stands out at all.

One of the worst beer’s i’ve ever had. I hate to even use the term beer for this watered-down piss drink. The only thing I got from this was a headache.