Miller Lite

Somehow worse than the other comparable crappy American macros (Bud and Coors). Triple hops? Ha. Never an acceptable drink.

Typical large brewery lite beer made for the masses of beer guzzlers. Don’t get me wrong, if I’m out with the boys to tie one on, then this is usually what I order. Kind of like drinking water with alcohol in it.

Poured into a pint glass from 12oz can. The color is pale yellow. Is a bit fizzy with a dark white head. The smell is of light malt and hops but not very strong. The taste is a bit watered down but is crisp. Has a malty flavor but very subtle. This beer is good beer for going to a race since only cans are allowed. Also good for camping. This brew is available everywhere and is usually at a low price. Good for a low budget.

I think this is the first time I’ve rated one of the macros I grew up on but hardly ever touch anymore. Yeah, not so good: pale malts, sweet corn and grain with a hint of metal. But I can always drink one - like riding a bike or something. Gets a bump in score purely for nostalgia sake.

What the hell was I thinking (in 1975)? Regular Miller was okay (just); Billy Martin and Micky Spillane duped me - this was a bottle of sh*te. Only took me 3 years to admit it. Too bad, though - they had great TV ads.

not the best light beer, especially for its price. they need to make it cheap. too bad commercial beers as disappointing as this are millionaires who squeeze cash out of you for weak shit

Very light flavor, just a touch of crisp hops... I’m talking incredibly small. The only reason I notice the hops is because there is nothing else going on.

the beer of choice... that is of course if your underage...tastes like piss water