Miller Lite

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

24 oz. can. It’s hard to be serious when rating this beer. Poured very light gold--tea-like. The head was decent and fluffy bright white though. Smell is horrible--corn bordering on urine. One of the worst smelling beers available. Taste is horrible at first--weak and uriny malt flavor--like cat pee on hay. If I plug my nose, the palate is similar to water. You can drink huge quantities of this, no doubt, but who would want to. Finish is the best aspect--malt starts to turn from urine to weak, weak grains. Bud light is much better.

Used to despise this stuff, but I have grown to tolerate it blandness after tasting more flavorful beers. Its fine if you want a cheap macro. I’ll never pay for one, but I’ll drink it if its free.

Pours a yellow with a huge white head. Not much body to this, very watery. Only a little somewhat yeaty flavor to this one. Almost my lowest ranking beer.

12 oz can (calibration rating): Pours an extremely clear yellow golden with a large-bubbled, fizzy white head. Has a dry, bland, slightly earthy, adjunct-laden aroma. Body starts pretty thin and fizzy with some grainy flavors and that’s about it. Finishes with the slightest hint of bitterness. Nothing offensive in this beer, it’s just very weak flavor-wise. Unless this becomes cheaper than water, I won’t be drinking much of it.

I drink this beer occasionally when there’s a special at the bar, but I always regret it. There’s almost no flavor to speak of, it’s difficult to tell you’re actually drinking beer.

Poured on Black Wednesday at Sam’s Restaurant (Chicago Heights, IL) while catching up with highschool friends. I assume where I got it isn’t important though. There isn’t alot to say about this beer. Pours a pale yellowish urine color. Head is minimal and quickly dissipates. Smells of corn and alcohol. Taste is of the same, but also watery. Still, my favorite of the Big Three’s beer for hanging out with the friends from highschool, tailgating, and such.

Pours a clear, pale yellow color with no signifigant head. Aroma of staleness, corn, and cereal. Alert the flatfoots, they stole our precious hops and malts, and replaced them with fizzy corn water! Not that you would have had to come to Ratebeer.com for this advice, but... avoid.

Not worth it... so many college age people claim this as a good beer. Boring... but has merit if you’re already drunk. 12 oz. bottle.