Miller Lite

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Now this shows how low you can fall. The only thing I can think of that is worse is Corona. Not a real beer by today’s standards.

I,M A TURD MOOSE AND MY ANTLERS ARE SHITE!!!!!!!�

How do you rate a "lite" pale lager (by the way, was this word created ’specially for Miller?) like this? There’s nothing to it, but perhaps that’s the pinch? Like watching a bad magician, or some crappy bar band in the middle of nowhere. You kinda expect it to be bad right? Well, if you consider this a "lite" beer, then Miller has hit a home run.

Drank while watching the Lakers vs. Magic game and suprised to see I haven’t rated it yet. The beer poured out a light yellow color, clear, medium carbonation present and a 2" foamy white head. The head seemed alsmost like cotton candy, just not much there. Aroma was...nothing. Zip. Nada. Smelled like air. Flavor was light corn/cereal and not much else. Not much else to it really.

Draft. Pours slightly darker straw than most piss macros with good white head. Aroma of corn and a little grainy. Flavor was not THAT bad. I actually think if I prefer this light beer over the other big boys.

Bottle drank at a local bar, yeah, I’m not proud of it. Pours a clear copper with a medium white head. The aroma is nasty, sweet, corn-like, something chemical induced. The flavor is really watery, smooth, some corn and adjuncts, an odd sweetness like plastic. Not my thing at all. After this, I wanted to do a shot, needless to say I did a few.

Low quality macro lager that typifies the style. Worse than other similar beers due to the nasty aftertaste.

Large Can- Head is screaming at me. White as a cloud. Lots of bubbles, and then in a wink........gone. Aromas are tin, followed by immediate corn, and some malt type aromas. Taste is sweet, corny, minerals. Thin, short finish. Not very good.

(Bottle) Pours yellow. The aroma is of vegetables, mostly corn and some sugar water sweetness. Undertones of funky rubber, paper, cheese, compost and maybe a tiny touch of hops. Flavour is just thin and watery with some vegetables in the background. Light sweet and light dry. Full bodied according to miller, extremely light bodied according to Marsiblursi.