archstanton (105) - mukilteo, Washington, USA - DEC 25, 2003
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
one thing i always wondered if cough suyrp has more alcohol than this in it why do people get carded for this crap any answers?
slowrunner77 (6289) - Reno, Nevada, USA - OCT 18, 2014
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
...so i guess it’s not quite as bad as other miller products (not as skunky)...but why bother. have a water."
DrSilverworm (7698) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - OCT 14, 2014
1.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
12oz bottle, thanks to Chudwick, the NA King. Date on bottle reads NOV0314. Pours a clear golden color, with a rocky white head that fizzes loudly. Thin white head retains, which is impressive. Kind of pretty good lace.. Bigger bubbles of carbonation in the glass. Nose is bread, corn. Flavor is bread, corn, water. Taste has kind of a bite to it going down, a little rough. Very mild sweet taste, but pretty much no taste at all to this. Tastes kind of like rough-textured water. Wet plain white bread. Lighter body. Rough texture. Light to moderate carbonation. Bit of a tart acidic bite in the aftertaste. Not very satisfying at all for me. Challenging to drink. Might convince someone craving a beer that perhaps they don’t actually like beer at all. Not outright disgusting, but I didn’t end up finishing the last bit. What’s the point.
Chudwick (2278) - Cincyucky, Kentucky, USA - OCT 3, 2014
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
12oz bottle into a glass. Nose is grain or old corn. Sip adds floral notes and high life light-esk qualities. Decent.
Frank (3156) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 2, 2014
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
This stuff looks like a glass of beer and kind of tastes like one. It is clear yellow and headless. It tastes kind of worty and unfinished but it’s not the end of the world. The best by date on the bottle indicates it’s reasonably fresh but I’d say it tastes more like a really old European lager than anything. There is a malt syrup sweetness to it that just somehow reminds me of that taste. This is a bit better than that though as there are no real off flavors. The carbonation in this reminds me of High Life, which is to say it’s extremely vigorous and really helps to cut the sweetness. Overall, this is a pretty good beer substitute but it is not good beer.
geologyguy (838) - Columbia, South Carolina, USA - MAY 13, 2014
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Corny and sweet smell...very very VERY watery...(the most ever?) Carbonated Water..slight vegetable after taste...tomato? Nothing to rate!
nickel (464) - - MAY 11, 2014
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
We tried this in company of guys and girls but nobody understood what is this beer for. I Hope Miller knows...
Onslow (1227) - Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA - APR 25, 2014
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: AUG 19, 2014 Pour from a 12oz bottle. Pale yellow brew with decent head. Faint aroma of grain. Little taste of grain and mild bitter, but nothing offensive. Watery. Well - its an NA brew...
Fratto (2700) - Arlington, Texas, USA - AUG 30, 2013
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle from Kroger. Light pour with a small white head. Aroma is a strange mix of carrots and caramel. Taste is mushy corn Chex and still distinctly carrots.
drowland (6530) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - AUG 2, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
8/2/13. Chugged straight from the bottle after doing 20 burpees. I’m assuming it’s light golden, crappy head. Tastes like nasty burnt caramel and metal. Awful.
jkwalking05 (4017) - Arlington, Texas, USA - MAR 15, 2013
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tasted in 2010 (backlog). Pale straw yellow with a faint whisp of a white head. Aroma is of grain, rotten corn and squash. Taste is oc corn and grain.