omhper (19809) - Tyresö, SWEDEN - JAN 29, 2014
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Canned in Tamarindo, Costa Rica. Pale yellow, minimal head. Aroma of vodka and boiled rice. Sweet and empty with light body. Boozy, yet watery.Notes of metal in the finish. Feels like some by product from a chemical factory.
bu11zeye (11971) - Frisco (Dallas), Texas, USA - JUN 29, 2010
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
(32oz can, BB 9-20-10, courtesy of mar) Pours a clear pale yellow body with a spare white head. Aroma has a light cardboard scent with some cereal. Flavor of light corn, subtle chlorine, and some cereal. Watery. Re-hydrating during a beer tasting.
bhensonb (11391) - Woodland, California, USA - SEP 13, 2008
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can from a gas stop in Imperial, south of St. Louis, MO. Amber color with a frothy white head. Aroma of grain. Medium body with frothy carbonation. Flavor starts a bit sweet, seems to lack bitter. It drinks much better than expected, and I’d drink it when truly needy.
brokensail (11371) - Orange County, California, USA - JUL 12, 2014
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Can @ Presidential Suite. Picked this garbage up at a gas station somewhere in Bloomington, IL. Clear golden pour with a white head. Typical smells of corn, apple, and grass. A bit watery and just sort of sweet. Not as bad as I’d anticipated. Just sweet and corny. Some grain and apple juice, a bit of soapy bitterness. Mildly grassy. Sort of twangy.
jcwattsrugger (11173) - Florida and, New Jersey, USA - MAY 10, 2005
1.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
OK, I’ve seen and heard and read plenty about the beast line of beers. I didn’t care for the smell but the taste for a pale beer was nondescript, not awful.
Tmoney99 (10986) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - APR 1, 2006
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Tall boy can. Straw color pour with a large frothy white head that diminished slowly. Light grainy aroma. Light body with a watery texture. Light sweet flavor with a short finish. Wet cold alcohol with little flavor.
daknole (9423) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - JUN 11, 2008
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Unless you are homeless and broke, please dont drink this...wait...even if you are homeless and broke--DONT DO IT.
adnielsen (9417) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - JAN 5, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Canned in Taos, picked up for the Can but it is not a malt liqueur, so I’ll tick the slut. Pours a clear yellow appearance with a big white, foamy head. Booze, corn, garbage sludge aroma. Watery, sugary corn, syrupy, fuck you favor. Ice smoothie, my brothers.
hopscotch (9388) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - AUG 2, 2002
2.4 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
UPDATED: SEP 30, 2005 Can... Clear yellow lager with a mid-sized, fizzy, white, head. Notes of dough and white pepper in the aroma. The flavor is fairly non-descript. Not overly alcoholic, but a little metallic. Medium-bodied and fizzy. Finishes crisp and clean.
Drake (8808) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - SEP 12, 2013
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
24 ounce can from some random gas station. Pours a clear golden color with a large fizzy off-white head. Fair head retention. Aroma of "selected cereal grains." Heh. Strong corn with some pale malts. Some apple notes as well. The taste is corn, pale grainy malts, a strong chemical note. Thin bodied. Even worse than I was expecting, which wasn’t much. 200th pale lager, for what its worth.