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RATINGS: 873   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.09   EST. CALORIES: 129   ABV: 4.3%
Using select pale malt, cereal grains and yeast, this naturally hopped beer features premium taste, but not at a premium price.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
Boliv (1150) - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 2, 2011
Can. We called this "Milwaukee’s Beast" in college, for good reason. Fizzy clear yellow pour with considerable head. Aromas of skunk and stale malts, with no hop profile. If the beer is ice cold, the flavor is minimally offensive, with watery malt and alcohol. As it warms, say, during a game of beer pong, this gets pretty horrid, with a skunky stench developing and the flavor becoming adjunct-laden. Really, probably only had by college kids looking to get drunk on the cheap. [833]

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 11/20
Chad9976 (1418) - Albany, New York, USA - SEP 19, 2011
<br clear="left">I poured a 24oz can into a 1-liter boot stein.

Appearance: Like a urine sample in a glass: pale gold, crystal clear, extremely carbonated. Forms a large, frothy, bright white head initially and then fizzles away to nothing, but does leave some lacing on the glass (likely due to hop extract).

Smell: Cheap, stale grain with a notable sour/metallic undertone.

Taste: If you were born after 1970 you’re probably hip enough to know that Milwaukee’s Best is referred to as "The Beast" and for good reason. There are plenty of cheap macro adjunct lagers out there and plenty of malt liquors, but this beer seems to be in its own class of swill. There’s just not enough hops to truly be a pale lager, but the ABV is much too low to be a malt liquor - so what is it, exactly?

Lame - that’s what it is.

I realize I’m beating a dead horse here and probably regurgitating jokes and insults that have been used to describe Milwaukee’s Best over the years, but let’s get through this. It’s a bland, neutral-tasting lager up front. More watery than beer. The second half is where all the nastiness comes from - boiled corn water with a touch of expired, cheap grain. There’s a definite metallic and cardboard taste as well. Fortunately, it finishes quite clean with little aftertaste and just a slightly pasty sensation. It’s more accurately described as tolerable than horrible, but I wouldn’t argue with anyone who called it bad.

Mouthfeel: Extremely thin, fizzy, watery texture. Not as belch-inducing as you’d think, though.

Drinkability: Right out of the fridge, Milwaukee’s Best is about as refreshing as water. I don’t think I’d want to drink this on a hot day because if it warms a little its palate completely falls apart. The blandness and thin body make it quite quaffable, and it can be gulped in bulk considering it’s very light at about 4.5% ABV.

Overall, Milwaukee’s Best is deserving of its nickname. It’s a beer people drink for performance value alone, and it’s something of a challenge to guzzle it before it turns REALLY bad. But really, what’s the point in drinking a beer if you’re trying to avoid its flaws?

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
JoePeesie (917) - Long Lake, Illinois, USA - SEP 18, 2011
This beer tastes like someone drank and MGD, pissed it into a can and called it best. awful, just awful.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 2/20
Ret12 (453) - Maryland, USA - SEP 13, 2011
well this does not have a premium taste but its at least drinkable, not a bad cheap beer.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 8/20
Parrothead (293) - Ephrata, Pennsylvania, USA - AUG 30, 2011
12oz can. Labeled as "Milwaukee’s Best Premium". I’ve always thought of this entire product line as "Milwaukee’s Cheapest". After all, isn’t that the attraction? $13.50 for a 30-can cube. It can’t be the non-existant nose, or the almost invisable taste. It’s cheap American Lager. Problem? Nope. Just mowed the yard, and this one hits the spot.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 3/20
DasBierChef (1083) - Hudson, Wisconsin, USA - AUG 17, 2011
Really? Why am I even rating this... I’m done with college, thank you very much!

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
Syzzer (616) - Oregon, USA - AUG 13, 2011
milwaukee’s best. Brewed specifically for binging and the high alcohol content. "THE BEAST" as known by college students

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
Hudspart (538) - Byron Center, Michigan, USA - AUG 7, 2011
Bottle a couple of times in my life. Like most macro pale lagers, this is slightly flavored water.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 1/20
papsdatank (47) - Michigan, USA - JUL 29, 2011
Pours with the color of overhydrated piss with a fizzy white head. Smells of skunk, metal and corn. Taste follows the nose, though it does suck a lot, I can’t really complain due to the price, it’s like complaining about the quality of a free toy you got in a box of cereal, what do you expect?

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
dnstone (2364) - Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - JUL 26, 2011
Thank god, Ive tried Milwaukee’s best, because now I dont have to try any others. Light lager anyone?

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