kevnic2008 (9984) - Baden-Baden, GERMANY - JAN 22, 2014
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can. Clear golden with a small white head. A very wattery beer with almost no taste at all.
Dogbrick (9809) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - OCT 22, 2004
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Canned (how appropriate): Most bad beers I try to think of something interesting or witty to make the experience worthwhile. However this beer is so worthless it is not worth the effort. Straw color with tiny bubbles and a thin white head. No lacing. Musty weak hops aroma. Thin-bodied and anemic with barely any flavor, and what is there is not pleasant. You shouldn’t even be able to make something this low quality with malt, hops and water. The fact that there is an aftertaste is distressing because it is not an appealing experience. Never again.
GT2 (9410) - Oceanside, California, USA - JUN 27, 2012
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
355mL can for $0.75 at the ghetto grocery store. Pours clear golden with pour head formation, suddy and soapy. The NA version looked better. Nose is lemon soap. Taste is typical swill- metallic, soapy, tangy, suddy, super bland. Cardboardy and mildly astringent.
shrubber85 (9261) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - NOV 20, 2004
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
UPDATED: AUG 16, 2009 Can. Sour malt aroma. Pale yellow with big head. Full sour malt flavor. We did a blind taste test of 15 different pale lagers and believe it or not, the Beast scored higher than all other macros and much higher than any other Miller products. If you’re going to drink BMC products, you might as well save money.
arminjewell (8737) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - SEP 7, 2010
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Pours golden with white head, aroma is some corn, pils malt, and some weird soapy chemical adjuncts. Taste is corn up front, leading into some hay and cereal, finishing chemical and not pleasant. Their best beer however. Beware the Beast.
jercraigs (8735) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAY 13, 2005
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. INoS. Very pale yellow, small fluffy white head disappears as if ashamed to accompany such a beverage. Corny cardboard aroma. Thin bland beer with a slightly cidery finish. Milwaukee needs to sue for this besmirching of their fair city. LCBO sin bin.
DocLock (8667) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 16, 2004
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I used to drink this all the time at Penn State. It is inexpensive, but in no way a good beer.
DSG (8664) - Tel Aviv, - MAR 18, 2015
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can sample at a tasting at troubles’s place. Thanks troubles. Clear golden with a white head. Grainy aroma, kinda corny. Sweetish corny flavor, rather bland. Light-bodied. Could be worse.
DuffMan (8152) - the land of bitumen, beef & beer, Alberta, CANADA - DEC 26, 2006
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
The brewer trys to sell this as a "premium lager at a bargain-basement price", when in fact this comes off as a less-than-average pale lager that starts stinky and ends harshly. A poor effort.
BMan1113VR (7905) - Los Angeles, California, USA - FEB 8, 2009
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
From a 32oz "Crusher" can that one f my roomates didn’t want to finish. Should I blame them? No. Clear yellow, no head or lacing. Citrus, urine, and soda. Like a bad 100*F Mexican Fiesta in the sun. Boiled corn water too. Taste is watery with chlorine and adjuncts. I could make a tea of corn and hops with more flavor than this. Fizzy, light, and dry.