Dogbrick (10416) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - OCT 22, 2004
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Canned (how appropriate): Most bad beers I try to think of something interesting or witty to make the experience worthwhile. However this beer is so worthless it is not worth the effort. Straw color with tiny bubbles and a thin white head. No lacing. Musty weak hops aroma. Thin-bodied and anemic with barely any flavor, and what is there is not pleasant. You shouldn’t even be able to make something this low quality with malt, hops and water. The fact that there is an aftertaste is distressing because it is not an appealing experience. Never again.
adnielsen (10312) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - JAN 25, 2011
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Found this awesome beast in the back of my parent’s fridge. Can. Pale golden yellow appearance with a big pearl white head. Skunky watered down pale lager. Flavor is unbelievably watered down with a light skunky pale malted lager. Skunk on the finish and aftertaste. What a piece of crap.
shrubber85 (9626) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - NOV 20, 2004
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
UPDATED: AUG 16, 2009 Can. Sour malt aroma. Pale yellow with big head. Full sour malt flavor. We did a blind taste test of 15 different pale lagers and believe it or not, the Beast scored higher than all other macros and much higher than any other Miller products. If you’re going to drink BMC products, you might as well save money.
DSG (9563) - Tel Aviv, ISRAEL - MAR 18, 2015
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can sample at a tasting at troubles’s place. Thanks troubles. Clear golden with a white head. Grainy aroma, kinda corny. Sweetish corny flavor, rather bland. Light-bodied. Could be worse.
GT2 (9411) - Oceanside, California, USA - JUN 27, 2012
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
355mL can for $0.75 at the ghetto grocery store. Pours clear golden with pour head formation, suddy and soapy. The NA version looked better. Nose is lemon soap. Taste is typical swill- metallic, soapy, tangy, suddy, super bland. Cardboardy and mildly astringent.
jercraigs (9154) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAY 13, 2005
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. INoS. Very pale yellow, small fluffy white head disappears as if ashamed to accompany such a beverage. Corny cardboard aroma. Thin bland beer with a slightly cidery finish. Milwaukee needs to sue for this besmirching of their fair city. LCBO sin bin.
arminjewell (9149) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - SEP 7, 2010
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Pours golden with white head, aroma is some corn, pils malt, and some weird soapy chemical adjuncts. Taste is corn up front, leading into some hay and cereal, finishing chemical and not pleasant. Their best beer however. Beware the Beast.
DocLock (8978) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 16, 2004
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I used to drink this all the time at Penn State. It is inexpensive, but in no way a good beer.
DuffMan (8628) - the land of bitumen, beef & beer, Alberta, CANADA - DEC 26, 2006
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
The brewer trys to sell this as a "premium lager at a bargain-basement price", when in fact this comes off as a less-than-average pale lager that starts stinky and ends harshly. A poor effort.
slowrunner77 (8381) - Reno, Nevada, USA - OCT 5, 2014
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
"what? can’t beleive i haven’t rated this b4...probably cuz there is not much to say that hasn’t been said. it’s one of the worst pee pee beers out there, nostalgoa aside. no body. must be ingested ice cold to finish 12 oz."