Milwaukees Best

Brewed by Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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Matt Whipple Drinks it, enough said

ok.. not beer.. but not water.. nor is it truly alcohol.. more like what’s left when you ferment sweaty testicles in boiling acid.

Same great flavor as ’Beast Ice’ but less alcohol. If this is the best Milwaukee can put out, they might as well keep it.

A staple of fraternity parties and freshman drinking games, I have thankfully stopped drinking this. Not that I ever liked it. I swear, BEST must be an acronym, it can’t possibly mean what it appears to mean. The whole can tastes like the last inch of a warm bud. Enough said. About three years ago I literally got sick after having just one of these. I’m not making that up.

If your life depends on drinking it, it won’t kill you, but could cause a loss of class.

If you feel like hurting yourself or you only purpose in drinking is to get drunk then this might work. If you have any respect for yourself, stay far away.

UPDATED: FEB 28, 2005 Rerate from a serious rating: I’d almost put this as a premium lager. Seemingly cleaner than the rest of Miller’s main line. Still very light, no detectable hops, malt presence minimal. Body surprisingly smooth though, and that’s this beer’s main upside. Very pale straw color, fading artificial head.

The Beast is a watery monster. Not much at all in terms of taste. Miller Lite Light...

Only had the luxury of trying this a few times in my short life. It got the nickname ’Beast’ for a reason. It earned it.

’The Beast.’ Not bad, for the price. But not good.