Molson Kick

Brewed by Molson Breweries (MolsonCoors)
Style: Spice/Herb/Vegetable
Montreal, Canada

Serve in Lager glass, Tumbler

Bland golden colour. Tastes like mineral water...not much guarana or anything else. Empty, baking soda notes. Huh? What was the point again? Oh yeah, to make people more awake when drunk so they think they are okay to drive. Repugnant both in flavour and morality.

Pale golden colour, thick and persistent white head. Fairly typical pale lager aroma, a bit of graininess. Flavour is also fairly typical, light malt, corn, finish has a slightly vegetal/herbal quality that I can’t pinpoint. A bit of cotton candy flavour in the finish.

Yellow fizzy crap with no head. Sweet cream soda aroma. Metallic corn adjunct with herbal vodka in mouth. Thin and crappy.

Nothing in the way of aroma, real taste, looks. Suds thrown in to appreciate the good stuff. Radekfest #3

Pale yellow, small head. Grainy, diluted alcohol in the aroma. Pretty standard flavour, with an added something odd in the finish and aftertaste. Why God Why? If I were Grand Poobah of the universe I would pass regulations that for every half assed marketing gimmicky beer they have to put out a small batch of something amazing.

What is Molson Kick, do you really want to know it? Yes? - , so listen to me! Plenty of carbonation, pale gold brew with white head. Sweet white sugar dust like aroma. Harsh mouthfeel, not sure whether is that combination of alcohol and guarana or not. Very dry . One of the least smooth beers I ever had.

UPDATED: AUG 24, 2005 aluminum bottle (341ml). Pours very pale yellow, lots of tiny bubbles, fair white frothy head, not much lacing. Like a really cheap sparkling wine. Aroma is very light grain, sweetish yeast, ginger ale or sprite (sickly sweet soda pop), harsh chemical after a bit, maybe hard boiled egg. Taste is the weak, slimy shandy from hell - thin, flat, fake-sweet, not enough hops to make the meter flicker - a cheat and pointless. Don’t taste and caffeine, just chemical sweetness to begin and end. Maybe there’s a hint of fake lemon, but it could just be the lining of the "bottle" being dissolved by the varsol in this scheisse. No palate at all. Iddies will love it.

Bottle courtesy of pintbypint. Light gold with a large white head. The aroma is old gym socks and grass. The taste is sweet carrots and some flavor depleted sugar gum funkiness. Thin and uninspired. This is as bad as the rating would indicate.